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Old 02-07-2014, 05:27 AM   #1
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I was thinking of what it must be like to be Tex sometimes and then I thought this could be a place like minded people can chat and cum together.
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:29 AM   #2
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Or have you ever cried while making love?
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This thread is outrageous, egregious, and preposterous.
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:35 AM   #4
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I once when I was about 14 had a friend come to my front door when I was just about to get in the shower...I rushed to put my jeans back on and did the zip up and part of my testicles bag was caught in my jeans zip...

I understand pain but I didn't cry...am I heartless
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this thread is not about you Tex...its just about feelings

and besides...cut back on the big words..Jill has logged out
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:38 AM   #6
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I once when I was about 14 had a friend come to my front door when I was just about to get in the shower...I rushed to put my jeans back on and did the zip up and part of my testicles bag was caught in my jeans zip...

I understand pain but I didn't cry...am I heartless
I hope it was OK? Hugs
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Well there was this one time... but let's not talk about it..
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I stood there for 15 minutes not brave enough to unzip it...I was shattered emotionally
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this thread is not about you Tex...its just about feelings

and besides...cut back on the big words..Jill has logged out
Jill is mean, just the other day she said something about shoving me under a train in a rep she left me. Who would say something like that, clearly a person on controlled substances right?
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I stood there for 15 minutes not brave enough to unzip it...I was shattered emotionally
When did you masturbate again, 30 minutes later? Got to rub some dirt on it and get back in the game
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Well there was this one time... but let's not talk about it..
let me guess....you thought about Tex doing the deed and thought....what has become of me

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When did you masturbate again, 30 minutes later? Got to rub some dirt on it and get back in the game
I was 14...I was probably masturbating while thinking how to get the zip back down
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let me guess....you thought about Tex doing the deed and thought....what has become of me
I'm seeing why you and Jill get along so well. I'm certain I have given Scoob multiple happy endings.
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is it the grammar..my excuse is I'm at work telling 6 people how to do their job properly while chatting with you
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is it the grammar..my excuse is I'm at work telling 6 people how to do their job properly while chatting with you
You would have to ask her why she wishes death upon me. My excuse for poor grammar is that I'm in bed typing with one hand because I am masturbating.
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Yes i have cried making love. I was the key presenter at a conference in Queens and got to the hotel the day before. My lover met me there, and we walked the bustling streets in the cool sunshine. He bought me a bouquet of giant chrysanthemums for my room. We had spectacular dinner at an authentic Chinese upscale restaurant. Back in the hotel, we made long, slow intense love. I ended on top and collapsed onto his chest. And began to cry.

What's this? He asked. Pure joy, i answered.




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Yes i have cried making love. I was the key presenter at a conference in Queens and got to the hotel the day before. My lover met me there, and we walked the bustling streets in the cool sunshine. He bought me a bouquet of giant chrysanthemums for my room. We had spectacular dinner at an authentic Chinese upscale restaurant. Back in the hotel, we made long, slow intense love. I ended on top and collapsed onto his chest. And began to cry.

What's this? He asked. Pure joy, i answered.




Now does that sound mean?
definite sign of crazy but that doesn't really stop me..................n
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Tex, that wasn't meanness, it was discipline. You know you felt better for it.
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Yes i have cried making love. I was the key presenter at a conference in Queens and got to the hotel the day before. My lover met me there, and we walked the bustling streets in the cool sunshine. He bought me a bouquet of giant chrysanthemums for my room. We had spectacular dinner at an authentic Chinese upscale restaurant. Back in the hotel, we made long, slow intense love. I ended on top and collapsed onto his chest. And began to cry.

What's this? He asked. Pure joy, i answered.




Now does that sound mean?
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. Good luck with her Cotties, if you end up missing we all know Jill killed you.
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That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. Good luck with her Cotties, if you end up missing we all know Jill killed you.

Oh, here we go with the lynch mentality. I had nothing to do with Musing, and didn't even know Amonte. My lawyers will be in touch. I'd advise you to put all assets in your wife's name. I checked with her..it's no problem.
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I'm seeing why you and Jill get along so well. I'm certain I have given Scoob multiple happy endings.
Yes.. You have.. just not from masturbation
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I once had an ejaculation so intense i started to cry...weird eh!
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I've shed a tear when I am pleasuring myself and get interrupted before I climax..
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I've unfortunately never had any sexual experience that intensely good. I'm going to have to add this to my to do list..
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