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Old 03-24-2020, 09:14 PM   #73251
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Can we watch a documentary instead?
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Old 05-22-2020, 09:42 PM   #73252
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Hmmm can you make out during a documentary?
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Old 05-22-2020, 09:46 PM   #73253
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Shouldn’t we be trying to learn from the movie?
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Old 05-22-2020, 09:47 PM   #73254
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Do they have good popcorn at documentaries?
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:23 PM   #73255
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Do you like yours with butter?
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:36 PM   #73256
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Yum don’t you love movie buttered popcorn?
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Old 05-22-2020, 11:48 PM   #73257
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Is it fair to say this thread is back in service?
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Old 05-23-2020, 12:03 AM   #73258
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Do you think it was under self-quarantine?
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Old 05-23-2020, 01:50 AM   #73259
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Did it just need a kickballchange start?
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Old 05-23-2020, 10:55 PM   #73260
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Are we in the green zone here?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:25 PM   #73261
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Do they have buttered popcorn in the Green Zone?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:26 PM   #73262
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Did you look for it before asking?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:28 PM   #73263
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As you might imagine, You didn't know I'm not allowed within 6 ft.?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:30 PM   #73264
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Can you do curbside pick up?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:32 PM   #73265
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Will I still need a mask?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:33 PM   #73266
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What does your governor say?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:35 PM   #73267
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Oh Geez! you had to mention my Govenor?
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Is that a sensitive topic?
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:42 PM   #73269
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Does the Pope eat fish on Friday during lent?
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Who is the Pope?
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He's not the Governor, right?
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