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Old 09-18-2018, 08:52 PM   #21126
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Staff room talk. Funny stories today of kids and our many WTF moments we have during the day!
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:43 PM   #21127
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Old 10-07-2018, 09:48 AM   #21128
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A video of two German guys drinking Helium Beer. Omg whoever invented that was absolute genius! I can only imagine a bar full of people drinking it and hearing the squeaky voices and giggles.
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Old 10-26-2018, 10:11 PM   #21129
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My 70 yr old dad made me laugh.....so marijuana recently became legal here. I won’t say what my dad does for a living but let’s just say he has a pretty public profile.

Over dinner conversation tonight, he just casually tells us he ordered some weed online and is upset because he was expecting it to arrive a few days ago and it hasn’t arrived. I literally dropped my fork and covered my mouth in shock.

Then he goes on to describe how he researched it and he saw its better if you grind up the marijuana before rolling it. So he bought a grinder!! Holy shit...my dad is going to be rolling out the bongs soon at this rate!

My Christmas shopping for him just became a whole lot more interesting
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Old 10-26-2018, 11:12 PM   #21130
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A video of two German guys drinking Helium Beer. Omg whoever invented that was absolute genius! I can only imagine a bar full of people drinking it and hearing the squeaky voices and giggles.
Thank you for sharing! I thought people didn't do that anymore
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Old 10-28-2018, 11:14 AM   #21131
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Old 10-28-2018, 11:30 AM   #21132
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Old 10-30-2018, 09:59 PM   #21133
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a few text from Dixiechik...she is a hoot
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Old 11-01-2018, 04:22 AM   #21134
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Video about work safety fails.. Sorry but not sorry.. Stupid can be funny
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Old 11-01-2018, 08:46 PM   #21135
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still laughing about a pic sent to me...some people seriously are ...I have no words
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Old 11-04-2018, 11:26 PM   #21136
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:54 AM   #21137
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a moron I talked to a bit back at length....he asked me "what is your name again?"

Not today Romeo.....good GAWD I have stories!!!!!
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:42 AM   #21138
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Old 11-09-2018, 08:11 PM   #21139
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It seems thru a massive email from him, which goes in my spam folder, I am being confused with another member here.


For the record I am DIXIECHIK, not dixiegirl, not dixiegurl or anyone else named dixie.


I have never posted a naked valentines picture.


I have not seen Lyric log on in months.


Get your shit straight dude, you may need to put down that liquor bottle.
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Old 11-09-2018, 08:16 PM   #21140
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It seems thru a massive email from him, which goes in my spam folder, I am being confused with another member here.


For the record I am DIXIECHIK, not dixiegirl, not dixiegurl or anyone else named dixie.


I have never posted a naked valentines picture.


I have not seen Lyric log on in months.


Get your shit straight dude, you may need to put down that liquor bottle.
Now this made me laugh too
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Old 11-09-2018, 10:44 PM   #21141
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I got talked into one of the newish lace face mask treatments. It's supposed to be 'luxurious.'

So I look like a luxurious Mexican wrestler. I'm thinking some smokey eye and gold lipstick and I could go all Montezumas Revenge.
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Old 11-09-2018, 10:55 PM   #21142
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:22 PM   #21143
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My granddaughter... already has the sass down and she is not quite 6 months old. Takes after her gramma!
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:27 PM   #21144
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It seems thru a massive email from him, which goes in my spam folder, I am being confused with another member here.


For the record I am DIXIECHIK, not dixiegirl, not dixiegurl or anyone else named dixie.


I have never posted a naked valentines picture.


I have not seen Lyric log on in months.


Get your shit straight dude, you may need to put down that liquor bottle.
You should consider posting tha naked picture though.
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Old 11-15-2018, 03:14 PM   #21145
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Old 11-15-2018, 04:34 PM   #21146
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Old 11-15-2018, 06:00 PM   #21147
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Old 11-15-2018, 07:20 PM   #21148
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^^^^^^^ made me laugh
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It seems thru a massive email from him, which goes in my spam folder, I am being confused with another member here.


For the record I am DIXIECHIK, not dixiegirl, not dixiegurl or anyone else named dixie.


I have never posted a naked valentines picture.


I have not seen Lyric log on in months.


Get your shit straight dude, you may need to put down that liquor bottle.

Hahhaah take the whole bottle and more....I am still wondering why I am mentioned in the emails (that are forwarded to me) when I didn't have any interaction with this clown except for a hi and pizza talk on his page ...he asked for my email addy many times and the answer was always NO...ugh LOSER!
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Hahhaah take the whole bottle and more....I am still wondering why I am mentioned in the emails (that are forwarded to me) when I didn't have any interaction with this clown except for a hi and pizza talk on his page ...he asked for my email addy many times and the answer was always NO...ugh LOSER!
Sheesh, I asked nicely...
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