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Old 12-03-2010, 07:36 PM   #26
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I just whip out old Betty my double barrel shot gun!
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Old 12-03-2010, 07:37 PM   #27
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Stella, aren't you taking shooting lessons?...This is just a coincidence you're posting immediately after OAN's post, right?...I mean...nah...it couldn't be...but just in case...
A little discretion please.
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Old 08-10-2016, 07:03 PM   #28
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The 2nd amendment.....
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:14 PM   #29
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No idea. I'm horrible at this. I either ignore or tell them to stuff it.
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:17 PM   #30
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I ignore until I lose my shit usually.
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:29 PM   #31
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"Whatever" works like a charm.
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:43 PM   #32
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Ignore.. tune them out.. turn it back on them.. smile..
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:47 PM   #33
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Old 08-10-2016, 08:51 PM   #34
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So I was just perusing my inbox (that sounds dirty when you think of it) when I noticed an email asking my to pay $119 to go to a seminar on "How to deal with difficult people". The Seminar promises (quote)

Never again fall victim to those who love to make life miserable for the rest of us ...


Among the techniques I will learn are:

You'll learn why they act the way they do.
You'll find out exactly what to say and do in specific situations.
You'll become less of a target for their barbs and antics
You'll see how to bring out the best in even the worst offenders.

My problem is, I'm a cheapskate and don't want to spend $119 for this...so...please enlighten me for FREE on how YOU deal with difficult people...

You'll learn why they act the way they do.
They're dumbasses.

You'll find out exactly what to say and do in specific situations.
This varies with the situation, but a general look of disdain and/or the all-encompassing, dismissive "whatever" generally works.

You'll become less of a target for their barbs and antics
If you lose your cool and fall to their level, remember the schoolyard "stick and stones" or "I'm rubber, you're glue" rhymes.

You'll see how to bring out the best in even the worst offenders.
If all else fails...."I understand what you're saying is important to you, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a flying fuck!"
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:21 PM   #35
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Whatever you do, don't lose your cool. Don't retaliate by trying to irritate them back in some way. Don't shoot them (America) or use an upsetting word (Britain). These strategies never work and only make the situation worse.

You can however ...

Remove yourself from the situation.

If you can't remove yourself, then try working out a compromise with with the person.

And if you can't do that, then take it up with a higher authority, arbitrator, or mutual friends.
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:30 PM   #36
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I get all 5 year old on em and start repeating everything they say back to them, till they run out of my office screaming like lunatics
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:32 PM   #37
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I get all 5 year old on em and start repeating everything they say back to them, till they run out of my office screaming like lunatics
I'm going to try that with my youngest.
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I'm going to try that with my youngest.
I'm going to try that with my youngest.
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I'm going to try that with my youngest.
It took me a second.....
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Old 08-10-2016, 11:16 PM   #40
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Just say random things...

"I like pie"
"I didnt order any chicken"

or perform the river-dance....

Then just leave the room.
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Devour their soul and crush their inner child.





Or ignore them.
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Old 08-10-2016, 11:41 PM   #43
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Do not make direct eye contact. Keep looking slightly off to one side. They'll keep moving in that direction. Eventually they'll walk in a complete circle around you.
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Devour their soul and crush their inner child.





Or ignore them.
Did we marry?
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Do not make direct eye contact. Keep looking slightly off to one side. They'll keep moving in that direction. Eventually they'll walk in a complete circle around you.
that or just keep blinking when talking with them....
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You bought the wrong kind of ring.
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They aren't even worth the attention.
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