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Old 12-31-2011, 10:21 PM   #26
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any guys still collect Hot Wheels? I can be twin peaks on an off road race track...
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Old 12-31-2011, 10:24 PM   #27
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Old 12-31-2011, 11:00 PM   #28
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Ummm lick em?....C'mon girlies I know ya'll can too!
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Oh hells yah! I drip ice cream on purpose so I have an excuse!
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Old 12-31-2011, 11:26 PM   #30
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Oh hells yah! I drip ice cream on purpose so I have an excuse!
Chocolate Raspberry tastes great on nipples.
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Ummm lick em?....C'mon girlies I know ya'll can too!
lmfao!! ok.. I might have.. on a dare.. maybe.. once.. or thrice..

..but I am extremely limber.. if I was a guy I could lick my own.. you know..
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Old 12-31-2011, 11:35 PM   #32
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Chocolate Raspberry tastes great on nipples.
How about fudge nipple?
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Old 12-31-2011, 11:45 PM   #33
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How about fudge nipple?
Mouthwatering!!!
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Old 12-31-2011, 11:49 PM   #34
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hypnotize. They are pretty fantastic... just sayin'..
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..but I am extremely limber.. if I was a guy I could lick my own.. you know..[/quote]

I am not sure I would want to even if I could........
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tuck them in my socks?
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Old 01-01-2012, 12:43 AM   #37
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tuck them in my socks?
I'm visualizing a replacement for garters
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I am not sure if I should compliment u or say I am sorry.......
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I am not sure if I should compliment u or say I am sorry.......
HA.. you can say both. Actually.. it's a long standing joke between my sister and I.. we always say we'll tuck them in our socks when we're older someday... no worries.. they're still quite perky and wait a minute.. this is just between us girls, right? lol...
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keep an eye out, girly..I may have to show them to prove my point.
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HA.. you can say both. Actually.. it's a long standing joke between my sister and I.. we always say we'll tuck them in our socks when we're older someday... no worries.. they're still quite perky and wait a minute.. this is just between us girls, right? lol...

I thought about saying "if that's what you can do at 36, you will be able to use one as a turtleneck and the other as a belt in another 30 years.
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I thought saying "if that's what you can do at 36, you will be able to use one as a turtleneck and the other as a belt in another 30 years.
LOL...
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I hope that comment wasn't meant for me
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I can knock ya out with em!! Good Luck!!
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Knock me out girl!!!!!
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Well, if I had a sleazy boss who was a partner in a large law firm, I could wear really really low cut sweaters and let him throw M&Ms into my cleavage and then fish them out (not with his fingers). Yeah. Wish I was that chick. She made about $10 million on that sexual harassment lawsuit!
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Would ya let me do it for $10????? I could afford that.
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