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Old 01-01-2012, 07:17 AM   #51
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I can totally do that thing from The Breakfast Club...just sayin'
if only i knew what that was i'm sure i would enjoy it lol



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I can cut glass on cold winter mornings, does that count?
there are much better things to do with hard nipples than cut glass
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Old 01-01-2012, 07:41 AM   #52
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Old 01-01-2012, 07:46 AM   #53
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I don't have very far to go when I do pushups..
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Old 01-01-2012, 11:19 AM   #54
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Old 01-01-2012, 11:21 AM   #55
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make him take the trash out. Oh, shoot.. I misread.. thought you meant what I can do with my boob
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Old 01-01-2012, 11:37 AM   #56
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I figured it wasn't fair if the guys had a penis thread..
Just for the record, there's nothing in the rules preventing women from having a penis thread.


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Old 01-01-2012, 11:39 AM   #57
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I don't have very far to go when I do pushups..
See. And, my ex-husband could not believe it when I told him I do more pushups than he does. That and the girl trick with the knees...I can do four times the amount of push ups he does.
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Old 01-01-2012, 12:13 PM   #58
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Old 01-01-2012, 12:56 PM   #59
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Push-up bras certainly have their plusses
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Old 01-01-2012, 03:09 PM   #60
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Old 01-01-2012, 03:32 PM   #61
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Get guns installed & transform into a fembot! After all this is America & guns are available ! LOL
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Old 01-01-2012, 04:04 PM   #62
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Get guns installed & transform into a fembot! After all this is America & guns are available ! LOL
Wonder what our fembot names would be?
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Should we include a naming ceremony as a part of the sexeteer hazing rituals?
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Should we include a naming ceremony as a part of the sexeteer hazing rituals?
Indeed...we had "line names" when we did that in my sorority in college...that could be interesting
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I didn't face any hazing, not even spanking! I call it racial discrimination! Fix it queen tnfem! LOL
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I didn't face any hazing, not even spanking! I call it racial discrimination! Fix it queen tnfem! LOL
I'm all over it...
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Old 01-02-2012, 09:40 PM   #67
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Just for the record, there's nothing in the rules preventing women from having a penis thread.


I think more then one girl commented in the penis thread also... Which is funny.. that worked for girls.. But the reverse doesn't work for guys here.. guys don't really have a need for detachable boobs
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Old 01-02-2012, 11:07 PM   #69
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I think more then one girl commented in the penis thread also... Which is funny.. that worked for girls.. But the reverse doesn't work for guys here.. guys don't really have a need for detachable boobs
For better or worse, I think you would be surprised, lol.
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For better or worse, I think you would be surprised, lol.
You've give me something to ponder for the remainder of the day..
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Old 01-03-2012, 09:59 AM   #71
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After reading the the really great things boobs can do, I am considering having a set installed.
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You've give me something to ponder for the remainder of the day..
Then my job here is done! *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:44 PM   #73
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