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Old 10-22-2012, 10:15 PM   #26
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Hmm, now that I think of it...my grandmother kept a long of stuff in her bra. She never had to carry a purse.
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:17 PM   #27
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:19 PM   #28
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Made a guy's penis hard.
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:21 PM   #29
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Made a guy's penis hard.
made a guy's penis "spit"
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:22 PM   #30
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ok, thanks for those visuals @tnfem and @Bailey....now I'm 'hard' and about to 'spit'
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:23 PM   #31
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nestled a hot dog?....
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:32 PM   #32
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:34 PM   #33
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:35 PM   #34
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:38 PM   #36
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:39 PM   #37
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:39 PM   #38
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:40 PM   #39
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:44 PM   #40
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:47 PM   #41
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:56 PM   #42
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typed...unintelligible words...anytime I leaned over....
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Finally happened... a boob thread that is just... eh. I must be losing my touch.
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:26 AM   #46
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made eye contact with men.. Boobs do that! Bitches!
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was there nipple contact? or was this a side breastage type brush?
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