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Old 12-17-2014, 01:36 PM   #51
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:39 PM   #53
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No, I care a lot about that.

It's when you're, like, on time and stuff... I choose not to stress about silly things like that.
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No, I care a lot about that.

It's when you're, like, on time and stuff... I choose not to stress about silly things like that.
I am 9 years late for our honeymoon...am I still in?
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I am 9 years late for our honeymoon...am I still in?
Our honeymoon?? I must have missed that wedding.... Shit, have I been living with the wrong man this whole time?!?
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Our honeymoon?? I must have missed that wedding.... Shit, have I been living with the wrong man this whole time?!?
hey you don't have to live with me

let's just do the good stuff that comes with marriage.
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hey you don't have to live with me

let's just do the good stuff that comes with marriage.
Lawyers?
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let's just do the good stuff that comes with marriage.
Like talking about poop and taking care of the one who is too drunk to walk??
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Like talking about poop and taking care of the one who is too drunk to walk??
no. I just want the sex

and the poop talk
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Lawyers....good?


You must be sober again. Dammit.
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and the poop talk
Well, to get the sex you gotta get my drunk ass home (or to the car, at the very least).
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Well, to get the sex you gotta get my drunk ass home (or to the car, at the very least).
alley way behind Starbucks is out of the question?
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You must be sober again. Dammit.
I musta mistakenly fallen on the wagon...dammit

I think Im interrupting Spikes Vagina though?
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they way you sway and stagger about odds are you'll land in a wagon now and then....
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they way you sway and stagger about odds are you'll land in a wagon now and then....
So glad you pulled your face from Vina's thighs..you can hear again!..its a miracle!
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I could hear angels singing down there
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