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Old 10-17-2016, 04:55 AM   #726
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Oh gosh - late for the bus again... running... private parts tingling (does anyone else get that?!)
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Old 10-17-2016, 10:56 AM   #727
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A boat, a big storm and a shark. Man did I have to pee when I woke up.
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Old 10-17-2016, 11:14 AM   #728
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A boat, a big storm and a shark. Man did I have to pee when I woke up.
You could've just peed in the ocean. I'm sure no one would've cared.
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Old 10-17-2016, 11:18 AM   #729
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You could've just peed in the ocean. I'm sure no one would've cared.
I wasn't going to hang it over the side of the boat with that shark swimming around!!
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Old 10-17-2016, 04:59 PM   #730
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:34 PM   #731
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Weird. Just weird.

I dreamed that my nuts fell off. I picked them up and wondered around trying to find someone who could sew them back on again. And when I finally found them, they told me I had waited too long and that it wasn't possible.

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Old 04-13-2017, 07:42 PM   #732
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Sadly I dream about my son that past away .
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:43 PM   #733
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Having 6 inch nipples that look like hot dogs.
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:44 PM   #734
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Old 04-13-2017, 08:06 PM   #735
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anxiety dream this morning

The Ex forgot he took my day today and the boy was texting "where are you?" to take him to school.

Thanks brain. You're an asshole.
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Old 04-13-2017, 10:07 PM   #736
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The last dream I had was about high school friends ...it seemed so real as I woke up ...
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:37 AM   #737
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A work dream -- a strange blended mash up of all the jobs I've had the past few years.
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:42 PM   #738
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It was dark and I was on a motorcycle and my little cat was following behind me. I pulled over to give him a ride but I could see shadows of hyenas and vultures and zebras and things in the twilight. They scared him away and I spent the rest of the dream asking people if they'd seen him.
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:57 PM   #739
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Asking for tips from a couple of card sharps and their kid named Holmes.
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Old 04-24-2017, 05:47 PM   #740
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I'm a prisoner in a car and I'm being strangled with a rope and driven to where I will be left for dead. Somehow I managed to escape and then wake up.
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:51 PM   #741
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Rex and I on a week vacation. Wonderful dreams
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Old 04-25-2017, 08:24 AM   #742
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I was sleeping in a tent. And my weirdo new dingbat supervisor woke me up to ask me a really stupid question.



I stopped at a gas station for a soda, and got a yogurt but picked up one without granola so I had to go back



No wait!...There was another. I left somewhere really depressed saying that I should have been carrying a chair out. I got followed by a girl and ended up in a McDonalds bathroom

Thank furk I woke up!....I dream a lot...And wake up a lot so I end up remembering the weird shit
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Old 04-25-2017, 11:48 AM   #743
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I was running in some maze of dark industrial corridors. I'm not sure what I was running from. Eventually I ended up in a room with a party. The phone rang, I picked it up and somebody asked if uncle Lester was there. I said I don't know who that is and went back to the party. Then I woke up.
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:05 AM   #744
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I dreamt about a woman from my past. She kissed me very passionately and although surprised (in rl she would be extremely unlikely to even touch me) I returned it AND then I woke up. It has left me unsettled today.....
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I don't remember.
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Old 12-01-2019, 03:26 AM   #746
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My bf trying to let me sleep because I wasnt feeling well.. And knocking everything over instead.
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