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Old 10-29-2017, 11:45 AM   #201
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crushes seem unrealistic and pointless
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Old 10-29-2017, 01:54 PM   #202
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I don't know of anyone who's ever had a crush on me
Sometimes we are just oblivious.
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Old 10-29-2017, 05:26 PM   #203
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In early highschool I was an usher/greeter for the school's musical/play that year. A boy in my English class showed up with flowers for me, and asked me to an upcoming dance. I politely declined, but felt bad about it. My gut told me I knew I didn't like him, and he might assume going meant something more. Looking back as an adult maybe I should have gone to be nice, but just set boundaries about what it meant and didn't mean.. It sucked because he asked me so nicely and publicly :/
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Old 10-29-2017, 05:38 PM   #204
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In early highschool I was an usher/greeter for the school's musical/play that year. A boy in my English class showed up with flowers for me, and asked me to an upcoming dance. I politely declined, but felt bad about it. My gut told me I knew I didn't like him, and he might assume going meant something more. Looking back as an adult maybe I should have gone to be nice, but just set boundaries about what it meant and didn't mean.. It sucked because he asked me so nicely and publicly :/
You could have told him the boundaries, but he might not have understood. I always say give me a quick no, or a slow yes. But please don't give me a long, drawn-out no.

I once told a friend who had a crush on me we could date the summer after our senior year, but when it came time for us to go away to college in the fall, we wouldn't stay together. (I liked her a little, but knew she wasn't "the one".) We had a wonderful summer, but when it came to an end, she was upset that I stuck to what I told her I was going to do, that I didn't want to continue dating. It pretty much ended our friendship too.

Sometimes you can be completely honest with people, tell them upfront where you're coming from and your intentions, but they hear something different.
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Old 11-14-2019, 01:34 AM   #205
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I doubt it seriously. Women don't crush on me.
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:19 AM   #206
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If so, they kept it to themselves. I’ve certainly kept a few crushes in my life to myself.
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Old 12-01-2019, 03:19 AM   #207
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Yes.. I had a hard time with it too..
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Old 12-01-2019, 03:20 AM   #208
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I doubt it seriously. Women don't crush on me.
I kinda do
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Old 12-01-2019, 04:11 AM   #209
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Old 12-01-2019, 03:55 PM   #210
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I don't think so.....I'm trying to think of someone who had a crush on me first.....
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Old 12-04-2019, 06:22 AM   #211
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Married her too.
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