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Old 02-02-2010, 07:59 PM   #51
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Old 02-02-2010, 09:13 PM   #52
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I crush like Haley's Comet ..... so its kinda rare the two would happen at the same time.
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Old 02-02-2010, 10:44 PM   #53
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intensionally no..
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Old 02-02-2010, 10:45 PM   #54
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I doubt it HIGHLY seriously......
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:28 AM   #55
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ummmm yes...
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:37 AM   #56
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I doubt I was ever that fortunate...but just in case I was...I really hope I didnt crush anyone.
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:39 PM   #57
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It could happen ..
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:40 PM   #58
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:53 PM   #59
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I may have crushed one or two but I didn't like the feeling of hurting them at ALL.
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:56 PM   #60
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Only one man from here has been brave enough (or crazy enough) to confess a crush...and I have no intention of crushing it.
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:58 PM   #61
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I crush like Haley's Comet ..... so its kinda rare the two would happen at the same time.
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:00 PM   #62
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I may have crushed one or two but I didn't like the feeling of hurting them at ALL.
Yes Ally, a gentle squeeze is one thing, but just cuz they're called "nuts" doesn't mean you should try to crack the shell

We're gonna have to start calling you "Nutcracker Sweet"
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:08 PM   #63
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I don't know if I have but I do know that when you flirt it is easy to grow to like someone. When you go separate ways , it still leaves a little sadness behind - you lost a special friend. If I leave this site in the near future, realize there are several people you have touched my heart. Know that I will think of you.
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:09 PM   #64
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I don't think I am that smart.
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:28 PM   #65
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By the time I've figured out that they have a crush, they have moved on. Perhaps I should change my name to OldandSlow.
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:00 PM   #66
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~I don't believe I have, this roundabout game of "crushing" seems silly to my mind, I am a firm believer in being upfront.
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:58 PM   #67
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I hope not...
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Old 12-12-2010, 01:03 PM   #68
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Xan, I hope you have a huge shovel for this one.......as if you haven't crushed someone.........Look what you did to me......after all I put into you, the investment, the days, the nights.......I was crushed.......Took me forever to get over it........Now, I am only a shadow of my former self......

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Old 12-12-2010, 04:18 PM   #69
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Not that I know of
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:50 PM   #70
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hm dont think I did
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Old 12-13-2010, 04:09 AM   #71
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NEVER on purpose. After some miscomunications I'm pretty clear now, or try to be.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:27 AM   #72
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what Sneakilicious said!
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:28 AM   #73
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:34 AM   #74
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I don't believe so~I pretty much return all crushes
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:38 AM   #75
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