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Old 10-11-2019, 12:55 PM   #2401
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So far? To wake up!

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Old 10-14-2019, 10:34 AM   #2402
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Old 10-14-2019, 10:56 PM   #2403
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Old 10-16-2019, 01:34 AM   #2404
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self care...although sometimes that can be challenging, I did it
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Old 10-21-2019, 10:24 AM   #2405
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To wear my tall black boots
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Old 11-13-2019, 12:58 PM   #2406
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To cancel some things and give myself a break. I'm worn.
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Old 11-14-2019, 05:42 PM   #2407
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:33 PM   #2408
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I have not made a good decision today!
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Old 11-17-2019, 08:17 PM   #2409
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Old 11-17-2019, 11:11 PM   #2410
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Getting things done early, not knowing what was coming....
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Old 11-18-2019, 01:20 AM   #2411
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Running 25 minutes on the treadmill when I didn't feel like it.
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Old 11-18-2019, 12:41 PM   #2412
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Going to the bathroom, of course.
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:02 PM   #2413
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To start planning for thanksgiving
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Old 12-01-2019, 08:31 PM   #2414
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Old 12-02-2019, 03:16 AM   #2415
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Old 12-02-2019, 01:30 PM   #2416
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Going to the doctor with her. One more step to go.
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Old 12-02-2019, 04:15 PM   #2417
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taking my comp day. My blanket fort has been neglected lately.
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Old 12-03-2019, 11:48 AM   #2418
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Old 12-03-2019, 11:59 AM   #2419
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Old 12-23-2019, 03:19 PM   #2420
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Old 12-26-2019, 03:43 PM   #2421
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Old 01-06-2020, 03:11 PM   #2422
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Old 01-07-2020, 03:11 PM   #2423
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To realize what I could and could not conceivably do and schedule to fit that.
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Old 01-07-2020, 03:22 PM   #2424
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Old 01-08-2020, 12:26 AM   #2425
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