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Old 09-27-2019, 02:28 PM   #5801
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Dear bakery man,

It would be great if you had some French Vanilla ice cream to go with the apple pies. Ohh and some caramel syrup while you’re at it.

Sincerely trying to remember how I look in my sweater dresses so omit the ice cream and caramel
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Old 09-28-2019, 08:39 PM   #5802
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Dear gym, today kicked my butt
Sincerely sweating
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Old 10-01-2019, 02:15 AM   #5803
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Dear October,

Welcome. I'm taking your best shot.

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Old 10-01-2019, 04:38 PM   #5804
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Dear October,

We don’t need temperatures in the high 80’s. Please bring fall temperatures so I can stop shaving my legs!

Sincerely-

tired of shaving my legs every other fucking day
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Old 10-01-2019, 06:21 PM   #5805
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Dear Cougarmomma:

I'm sorry about the rising costs in your razor budget. I need highs in the 60's for a totally different reason.

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Ain't Goin' Outside When It's 95....IN OCTOBER!
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Old 10-01-2019, 08:48 PM   #5806
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Dear MSU,

I would like some snow. It's 97 degrees here?

Sincerely, I'm sweaty
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Old 10-01-2019, 11:43 PM   #5807
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Dear MSU,

I would like some snow. It's 97 degrees here?

Sincerely, I'm sweaty

Dear Cristal,

I bet you're hot when you're sweaty.

Sincerely,
Wanna Shower?
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Old 10-02-2019, 09:02 PM   #5808
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Dear Adult Child of mine

Grown the f up and stop blaming me everything that is wrong in your life

Sincerely- I love you even when you’re mean to me
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Old 10-02-2019, 09:36 PM   #5809
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Grown the f up and stop blaming me everything that is wrong in your life

Sincerely- I love you even when you’re mean to me

Amen... Scream it to the rooftops!!! (I have this problem as well...)
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Old 10-03-2019, 11:17 AM   #5810
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Dear Brain
Behave yourself today
Sincerely
Consciousness
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Old 12-01-2019, 07:48 PM   #5811
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Dear Sunday,

Last longer. Not ready.

Signed,
Me
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Old 12-02-2019, 04:11 AM   #5812
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Dear sleep,
This is getting old. I actually have to be to work in 8 hours. Please visit soon.
Signed,
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Old 12-10-2019, 04:38 PM   #5813
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Dear God,

Please send help.

Thanks,
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