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cougarmomma · 09-27-2019, 01:28 PM

Dear bakery man,

It would be great if you had some French Vanilla ice cream to go with the apple pies. Ohh and some caramel syrup while you’re at it.

Sincerely trying to remember how I look in my sweater dresses so omit the ice cream and caramel

Cristal · 09-28-2019, 07:39 PM

Dear gym, today kicked my butt
Sincerely sweating

msu · 10-01-2019, 01:15 AM

Dear October,

Welcome. I'm taking your best shot.

Sincerely,
Ready

cougarmomma · 10-01-2019, 03:38 PM

Dear October,

We don’t need temperatures in the high 80’s. Please bring fall temperatures so I can stop shaving my legs!

Sincerely-

tired of shaving my legs every other fucking day

msu · 10-01-2019, 05:21 PM

Dear Cougarmomma:

I'm sorry about the rising costs in your razor budget. I need highs in the 60's for a totally different reason.

Signed,
Ain't Goin' Outside When It's 95....IN OCTOBER!

Cristal · 10-01-2019, 07:48 PM

Dear MSU,

I would like some snow. It's 97 degrees here?

Sincerely, I'm sweaty

msu · 10-01-2019, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristal

Dear MSU,

I would like some snow. It's 97 degrees here?

Sincerely, I'm sweaty

Dear Cristal,

I bet you're hot when you're sweaty.

Sincerely,
Wanna Shower?

cougarmomma · 10-02-2019, 08:02 PM

Dear Adult Child of mine

Grown the f up and stop blaming me everything that is wrong in your life

Sincerely- I love you even when you’re mean to me

justkimberly · 10-02-2019, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cougarmomma

Dear Adult Child of mine

Grown the f up and stop blaming me everything that is wrong in your life

Sincerely- I love you even when you’re mean to me

Amen... Scream it to the rooftops!!! (I have this problem as well...)

ijustdoit · 10-03-2019, 10:17 AM

Dear Brain
Behave yourself today
Sincerely
Consciousness

msu · 12-01-2019, 06:48 PM

Dear Sunday,

Last longer. Not ready.

Signed,
Me

scoobertina · 12-02-2019, 03:11 AM

Dear sleep,
This is getting old. I actually have to be to work in 8 hours. Please visit soon.
Signed,
Sleepy Scooby

msu · 12-10-2019, 03:38 PM

Dear God,

Please send help.

Thanks,
Me

cougarmomma · 01-07-2020, 10:50 AM

Dear Coffee,

Please warm me up and help wake me up!

Sincerely me

msu · 01-07-2020, 03:04 PM

Dear Body,

Gotta last longer. This isn't acceptable.

Signed, Me

Cristal · 01-12-2020, 07:26 PM

Dear emotions wtf get yourself together. How about one emotional break every 6 month. This full blown crying crap has to stop !
Sincerely I need a break

Cristal · 01-12-2020, 07:27 PM

Dear emotions wtf get yourself together. How about one emotional break every 6 month. This full blown crying crap has to stop !
Sincerely I need a break

msu · 01-17-2020, 11:27 PM

Dear Joe,

Where you going with that gun in your hand?

Sincerely, Jimi

cougarmomma · 01-19-2020, 09:13 PM

Dear Dogs,

Please let me sleep all night.

Sincerely tired dog mom

msu · 02-05-2020, 06:08 PM

Dear Germs,

Stay Away!

Signed,
All Of Us

Phillip_S_Nimm · 02-05-2020, 10:12 PM

Dear Karma,

Please distribute justice to the jerks that leave their shopping carts in any old parking spot in the parking lot.

Sincerely,
All of us considerate citizens

cougarmomma · 02-16-2020, 09:21 PM

Dear Jogger,

Where’s the race? Where did you run to?

A spectator standing on the side of the road

09-27-2019, 01:28 PM	#5801
cougarmomma Ready’s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: North East Coast Age: 51 Posts: 14,719 Thanks: 3,026 Thanked 3,419 Times in 2,535 Posts	Dear bakery man, It would be great if you had some French Vanilla ice cream to go with the apple pies. Ohh and some caramel syrup while you’re at it. Sincerely trying to remember how I look in my sweater dresses so omit the ice cream and caramel __________________

09-28-2019, 07:39 PM	#5802
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 53 Posts: 13,985 Thanks: 6,750 Thanked 3,303 Times in 2,642 Posts Blog Entries: 67	Dear gym, today kicked my butt Sincerely sweating __________________ What if STRONG is all you have left when you used up all your weak ?

10-01-2019, 01:15 AM	#5803
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 28,335 Thanks: 10,743 Thanked 7,294 Times in 6,146 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear October, Welcome. I'm taking your best shot. Sincerely, Ready __________________

10-01-2019, 03:38 PM	#5804
cougarmomma Ready’s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: North East Coast Age: 51 Posts: 14,719 Thanks: 3,026 Thanked 3,419 Times in 2,535 Posts	Dear October, We don’t need temperatures in the high 80’s. Please bring fall temperatures so I can stop shaving my legs! Sincerely- tired of shaving my legs every other fucking day __________________

10-01-2019, 05:21 PM	#5805
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 28,335 Thanks: 10,743 Thanked 7,294 Times in 6,146 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear Cougarmomma: I'm sorry about the rising costs in your razor budget. I need highs in the 60's for a totally different reason. Signed, Ain't Goin' Outside When It's 95....IN OCTOBER! __________________

10-01-2019, 07:48 PM	#5806
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 53 Posts: 13,985 Thanks: 6,750 Thanked 3,303 Times in 2,642 Posts Blog Entries: 67	Dear MSU, I would like some snow. It's 97 degrees here? Sincerely, I'm sweaty __________________ What if STRONG is all you have left when you used up all your weak ?

10-02-2019, 08:02 PM	#5808
cougarmomma Ready’s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: North East Coast Age: 51 Posts: 14,719 Thanks: 3,026 Thanked 3,419 Times in 2,535 Posts	Dear Adult Child of mine Grown the f up and stop blaming me everything that is wrong in your life Sincerely- I love you even when you’re mean to me __________________

10-03-2019, 10:17 AM	#5810
ijustdoit Celebrate life Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Midwest Age: 57 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 283 Thanked 623 Times in 469 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear Brain Behave yourself today Sincerely Consciousness __________________ What Does Not Kill You Only Makes You Stronger

12-01-2019, 06:48 PM	#5811
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 28,335 Thanks: 10,743 Thanked 7,294 Times in 6,146 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear Sunday, Last longer. Not ready. Signed, Me __________________

12-02-2019, 03:11 AM	#5812
scoobertina scoobalicious Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 54 Posts: 78,230 Thanks: 21,309 Thanked 18,396 Times in 12,453 Posts Blog Entries: 87	Dear sleep, This is getting old. I actually have to be to work in 8 hours. Please visit soon. Signed, Sleepy Scooby __________________

12-10-2019, 03:38 PM	#5813
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 28,335 Thanks: 10,743 Thanked 7,294 Times in 6,146 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear God, Please send help. Thanks, Me __________________

01-07-2020, 10:50 AM	#5814
cougarmomma Ready’s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: North East Coast Age: 51 Posts: 14,719 Thanks: 3,026 Thanked 3,419 Times in 2,535 Posts	Dear Coffee, Please warm me up and help wake me up! Sincerely me __________________

01-07-2020, 03:04 PM	#5815
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 28,335 Thanks: 10,743 Thanked 7,294 Times in 6,146 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear Body, Gotta last longer. This isn't acceptable. Signed, Me __________________

01-12-2020, 07:26 PM	#5816
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 53 Posts: 13,985 Thanks: 6,750 Thanked 3,303 Times in 2,642 Posts Blog Entries: 67	Dear emotions wtf get yourself together. How about one emotional break every 6 month. This full blown crying crap has to stop ! Sincerely I need a break __________________ What if STRONG is all you have left when you used up all your weak ?

01-12-2020, 07:27 PM	#5817
Cristal Rex's TROUBLE Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Yellow Brick Road Age: 53 Posts: 13,985 Thanks: 6,750 Thanked 3,303 Times in 2,642 Posts Blog Entries: 67	Dear emotions wtf get yourself together. How about one emotional break every 6 month. This full blown crying crap has to stop ! Sincerely I need a break __________________ What if STRONG is all you have left when you used up all your weak ?

01-17-2020, 11:27 PM	#5818
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 28,335 Thanks: 10,743 Thanked 7,294 Times in 6,146 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear Joe, Where you going with that gun in your hand? Sincerely, Jimi __________________

01-19-2020, 09:13 PM	#5819
cougarmomma Ready’s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: North East Coast Age: 51 Posts: 14,719 Thanks: 3,026 Thanked 3,419 Times in 2,535 Posts	Dear Dogs, Please let me sleep all night. Sincerely tired dog mom __________________

02-05-2020, 06:08 PM	#5820
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 28,335 Thanks: 10,743 Thanked 7,294 Times in 6,146 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Dear Germs, Stay Away! Signed, All Of Us __________________

02-05-2020, 10:12 PM	#5821
Phillip_S_Nimm Super Flirt Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Close to Pittsburgh Age: 50 Posts: 171 Thanks: 18 Thanked 20 Times in 19 Posts	Dear Karma, Please distribute justice to the jerks that leave their shopping carts in any old parking spot in the parking lot. Sincerely, All of us considerate citizens

02-16-2020, 09:21 PM	#5822
cougarmomma Ready’s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: North East Coast Age: 51 Posts: 14,719 Thanks: 3,026 Thanked 3,419 Times in 2,535 Posts	Dear Jogger, Where’s the race? Where did you run to? A spectator standing on the side of the road __________________