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#5801 |
Getting my toes wet!
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![]() Dear bakery man,
It would be great if you had some French Vanilla ice cream to go with the apple pies. Ohh and some caramel syrup while you’re at it. Sincerely trying to remember how I look in my sweater dresses so omit the ice cream and caramel
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#5802 |
Rex's TROUBLE
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![]() Dear gym, today kicked my butt
Sincerely sweating
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“Don't be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.” Roy T. Bennett |
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#5804 |
Getting my toes wet!
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![]() Dear October,
We don’t need temperatures in the high 80’s. Please bring fall temperatures so I can stop shaving my legs! Sincerely- tired of shaving my legs every other fucking day
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#5805 |
All In....
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![]() Dear Cougarmomma:
I'm sorry about the rising costs in your razor budget. I need highs in the 60's for a totally different reason. Signed, Ain't Goin' Outside When It's 95....IN OCTOBER!
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#5806 |
Rex's TROUBLE
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![]() Dear MSU,
I would like some snow. It's 97 degrees here? Sincerely, I'm sweaty
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All In....
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Dear Cristal, I bet you're hot when you're sweaty. ![]() Sincerely, Wanna Shower?
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#5808 |
Getting my toes wet!
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![]() Dear Adult Child of mine
Grown the f up and stop blaming me everything that is wrong in your life Sincerely- I love you even when you’re mean to me
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Sweetness Personified
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Amen... Scream it to the rooftops!!! (I have this problem as well...)
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