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Old 08-07-2018, 01:33 PM   #35501
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Warm bread pudding with a drizzle of vanilla sauce.
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Old 08-07-2018, 01:56 PM   #35502
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Sauce on my chin means I am eating too fast.
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:29 PM   #35503
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Fast cars are what I like.
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:33 PM   #35504
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Like being a passenger or do you like to drive?
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:02 AM   #35505
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Drive way has been swept, what is next on the list?
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:13 PM   #35506
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List means I have things to do.
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:59 PM   #35507
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Do trees wish they could move somewhere else?
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Old 08-09-2018, 09:12 AM   #35508
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Else? Or else what?
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Old 08-09-2018, 11:02 AM   #35509
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What ? Do they stay rooted to the same spot?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:42 AM   #35510
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Spot on! You are correct in every way!
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Old 08-18-2018, 10:30 PM   #35511
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Way out of control can be fun at times
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:12 PM   #35512
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Times are difficult, what we do with them can make all the difference.
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:40 PM   #35513
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Difference of opinion can cause huge fights
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:41 PM   #35514
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fights can give room for make ups!
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:44 PM   #35515
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Ups and downs are a regular thing in life
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:45 PM   #35516
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Life is what we make of it, good or bad.
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:47 PM   #35517
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Bad things tend to happen to good people
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:49 PM   #35518
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People can make or break another persons day.
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:52 PM   #35519
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Day time friends and night time lovers
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:53 PM   #35520
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lovers are best when the friendship is strong
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