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Old 08-09-2018, 01:22 PM   #64501
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Old 08-09-2018, 01:23 PM   #64502
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But, don't you always wear your birthday suit?
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Old 08-09-2018, 01:28 PM   #64503
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Yes, but I only wear it on special occasions, had you not noticed?
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Old 08-09-2018, 01:30 PM   #64504
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How could I not notice?
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Old 08-09-2018, 01:54 PM   #64505
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Was that you standing at the window?
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Old 08-09-2018, 01:55 PM   #64506
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was I naked?
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Old 08-09-2018, 09:12 PM   #64507
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Did the neighbors call the cops on you?
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Old 08-09-2018, 09:51 PM   #64508
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What have I done now ?
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Old 08-09-2018, 09:52 PM   #64509
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Isn't it pretty obvious?
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Old 08-09-2018, 09:57 PM   #64510
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Not to me , Can you explain it to me ?
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Old 08-09-2018, 09:58 PM   #64511
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So you've never been in a room and just felt like everyone knew but you?
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:00 PM   #64512
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no, do you have this problem ?
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:02 PM   #64513
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Is it a problem or just a deeper sense of knowing your surroundings?
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:04 PM   #64514
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Am I doctor Laura ?
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:06 PM   #64515
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Would you like to be?
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:23 PM   #64516
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Could I be wonder woman ?
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:58 PM   #64517
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In that particulat scenario would I need to be Superman?
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Old 08-10-2018, 06:33 AM   #64518
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Does that mean you get to wear your underpants as outer wear?
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:28 AM   #64519
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Are we making a fashion statement in here today?
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:03 AM   #64520
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Can you not wear any underwear?
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:41 AM   #64521
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Did you misplace your underwear again?
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Old 08-10-2018, 11:26 AM   #64522
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Did I leave them at your house?
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Old 08-10-2018, 11:29 AM   #64523
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Did you go home with no underwear on?
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Old 08-10-2018, 11:30 AM   #64524
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Did I take yours by mistake again?
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Old 08-10-2018, 11:31 AM   #64525
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Are they red with black lace?
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