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Old 07-31-2018, 01:39 PM   #32601
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in a silly mood.
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Old 07-31-2018, 04:07 PM   #32602
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am considering Tinder
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Old 07-31-2018, 04:11 PM   #32603
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seriously need a nap .
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:09 PM   #32604
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seriously need a nap .
me, too!
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:12 PM   #32605
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am hungry and horny....

But will prolly just nap...
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:12 PM   #32606
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Hate goodbyes
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:15 PM   #32607
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I try to but didn't get a nap .
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:17 PM   #32608
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am hungry and horny....

But will prolly just nap...
Don't be hasty...
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Old 08-05-2018, 12:24 AM   #32609
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am a little worried about one of my cats. He didn’t come home today at all
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Old 08-05-2018, 12:27 AM   #32610
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don't want buns of steel … I want buns of cinnamon.
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Old 08-07-2018, 11:54 AM   #32611
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have a lot to work on.
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Old 08-07-2018, 08:55 PM   #32612
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just went in the chatroom for 3 seconds and left. Ahhhhh the sound.....I remember the sound. I'm at peace now.
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Old 08-07-2018, 08:59 PM   #32613
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don't want buns of steel … I want buns of cinnamon.
What about buns of sesame seed (with two all beef patties, etc)

Or buns of hot cross...
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Old 08-07-2018, 09:21 PM   #32614
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What about buns of sesame seed (with two all beef patties, etc)

Or buns of hot cross...
I have my own beef...

I might end up choking the chicken as some point though.
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:45 PM   #32615
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got peppermint essential oil some where I shouldn't have

I might like it.
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:04 PM   #32616
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Think that avatar looks like a young child.. not judging though.
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:40 PM   #32617
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am gonna rub some dirt on it and bring on the brat
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:00 PM   #32618
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:02 PM   #32619
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:24 PM   #32620
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Old 08-11-2018, 01:51 PM   #32621
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Old 08-12-2018, 12:44 AM   #32622
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Can be self-centred at times but I try to control it.
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Old 08-12-2018, 12:14 PM   #32623
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Old 08-12-2018, 12:17 PM   #32624
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