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Old 05-21-2017, 12:12 PM   #60801
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Have you misplaced your silk tie?
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:18 PM   #60802
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Did you take it home with you?
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:35 PM   #60803
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Is this your tie .. wrapped around my head?
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:57 PM   #60804
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Isn't mine the one that is binding your hands ?
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:59 PM   #60805
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is anyone else getting warm?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:17 PM   #60806
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Exactly how many ties were there?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:18 PM   #60807
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Wasn't it four?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:18 PM   #60808
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I guess that depends on how much you were struggling .
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:19 PM   #60809
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Do I look like a struggler?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:20 PM   #60810
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Can I listen in?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:21 PM   #60811
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Do you think you she will be able to make that much noise ?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:22 PM   #60812
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Should she be scared?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:23 PM   #60813
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Is she ever?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:24 PM   #60814
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Have you seen her scared?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:25 PM   #60815
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Have you seen him scary?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:27 PM   #60816
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Can he be scary?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:28 PM   #60817
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Can she be bold?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:31 PM   #60818
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What about brave and bold?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:32 PM   #60819
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Would that make me smile?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:51 PM   #60820
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Do you smile easily?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:52 PM   #60821
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Would you like to find out?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:55 PM   #60822
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What is it exactly I am finding you?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:56 PM   #60823
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Can't you guess?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:57 PM   #60824
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How many guesses do I get?
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:59 PM   #60825
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Aren't three traditional?
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