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Old 10-25-2017, 10:44 PM   #61976
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In whose world?
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Old 10-25-2017, 10:45 PM   #61977
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Isn't there only one world?
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Old 10-25-2017, 10:46 PM   #61978
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How would we know if there was more than one?
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Old 10-25-2017, 11:13 PM   #61979
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Wouldn't it just be a stage anyway?
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Old 10-25-2017, 11:28 PM   #61980
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And who are the actors and actresses on that stage?
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Old 10-26-2017, 07:11 AM   #61981
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Can I be one of the actresses?
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Old 10-26-2017, 07:36 AM   #61982
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Would you like the leading role?
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Old 10-26-2017, 08:09 AM   #61983
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When are the auditions?
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Old 10-26-2017, 08:37 AM   #61984
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What if I told you the show has already begun?
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Old 10-26-2017, 09:30 AM   #61985
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Are we all in the show?
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Old 10-26-2017, 09:57 AM   #61986
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Can I get some better hair and makeup please?
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Old 10-26-2017, 10:14 AM   #61987
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If everyone was invited to the show would anyone even notice your baldness?
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Old 10-26-2017, 11:14 AM   #61988
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Is the audience friendly?
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Old 10-26-2017, 07:06 PM   #61989
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Perhaps you can describe friendly?
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Old 10-26-2017, 07:07 PM   #61990
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Don't you just know it when you see it?
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Old 10-28-2017, 03:06 AM   #61991
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But is seeing always believing?
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Old 10-28-2017, 08:22 AM   #61992
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Isn't the hand quicker than the eye?
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Old 10-29-2017, 02:41 AM   #61993
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Doesn't that only refer to magicians?
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Old 10-29-2017, 05:32 AM   #61994
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There are going to be magicians too?
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Old 10-29-2017, 06:07 AM   #61995
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And what about some exotic dancers?
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:52 AM   #61996
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You mean gorgeous ones wearing stilettos?
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:38 AM   #61997
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Are stilettos mandatory?
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:40 AM   #61998
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Only in order to make the dancers legs look sexy, correct?
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Old 11-04-2017, 06:11 PM   #61999
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don't we prefer thigh highs?
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Old 11-04-2017, 09:09 PM   #62000
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How many 100 dollar bills can you stuff down them?
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