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Old 11-09-2017, 09:42 PM   #62026
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Is it the same as the square root of zero?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:42 PM   #62027
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Are you saying we are unstoppable?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:44 PM   #62028
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Don't you agree?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:45 PM   #62029
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The Amazing two man tandem?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:47 PM   #62030
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Wanna call me Robin?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:49 PM   #62031
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Hmmm will you dress like him?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:50 PM   #62032
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In tights and a mask and cape?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:52 PM   #62033
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Of course, don't I need to dress like Batman?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:53 PM   #62034
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Isn't that what I implied?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:56 PM   #62035
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Doesn't it get hot and sweaty under that mask?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:57 PM   #62036
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Don't the tights get a little tight, too?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:59 PM   #62037
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HaHa! So ummmm you are saying you have a large package?
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Old 11-09-2017, 10:00 PM   #62038
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Did someone say "large package?"
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Old 11-09-2017, 10:01 PM   #62039
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Should someone check?
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Old 11-09-2017, 10:03 PM   #62040
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Ummm, uhhhh, Gabs?
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Old 11-09-2017, 10:04 PM   #62041
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:57 PM   #62042
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Oh wow! Is the word nice descriptive enough?
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:58 PM   #62043
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Should I elaborate?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:00 PM   #62044
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Well yea, can't you over embellish?
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Would you notice if I did?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:04 PM   #62046
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Hmmmm would your embellishment impress me?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:06 PM   #62047
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Wouldn't that be the goal?
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Can I believe in your sincerity?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:07 PM   #62049
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Don't I appear to be an honest man?
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Should I go by my own experiences or rumor?
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