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Old 08-10-2018, 09:10 PM   #64551
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:11 PM   #64552
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My new favorite is mohitos; have you tried them?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:12 PM   #64553
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Are you mixing?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:16 PM   #64554
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Could I have a whiskey neat ?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:17 PM   #64555
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Do you need one?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:18 PM   #64556
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Are you judging me ?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:29 PM   #64557
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do I look like a judge?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:29 PM   #64558
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Can I get you drunk instead?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:32 PM   #64559
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What will you do with a drunk me?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:52 PM   #64560
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Who is getting drunk ?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:53 PM   #64561
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Did we lose the bartender?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:54 PM   #64562
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how tender does the bar need to be?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:56 PM   #64563
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Are you a tenderizer?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:57 PM   #64564
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what else should be tender?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:59 PM   #64565
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Are you holding your special tool?
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:59 PM   #64566
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Could you tenderize my kale ?
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:18 PM   #64567
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Did you grow that?
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:20 PM   #64568
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I did, was it in a large garden ?
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:21 PM   #64569
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Home grown is always so much better, don't you think?
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Old 08-11-2018, 12:04 AM   #64570
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Doesn't that depend on which home is doing the growing?
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Old 08-11-2018, 12:07 AM   #64571
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Are you looking for a home?
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:34 AM   #64572
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:53 AM   #64573
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does anyone need a refill?
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Is it ready yet?
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Old 08-11-2018, 11:41 AM   #64575
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are you eager this morning?
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