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Old 02-22-2017, 07:52 AM   #951
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Old 02-22-2017, 09:05 AM   #952
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Old 02-23-2017, 04:40 AM   #953
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Old 02-27-2017, 01:21 PM   #954
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Old 02-27-2017, 01:24 PM   #955
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:54 PM   #956
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:20 PM   #957
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Old 04-06-2017, 09:31 PM   #958
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"A gentle tongue is life."
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:08 PM   #959
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:23 PM   #960
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:14 PM   #961
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:15 PM   #962
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:16 PM   #963
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Old 01-13-2018, 04:07 PM   #964
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:01 PM   #965
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:05 PM   #966
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:13 PM   #967
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:14 PM   #968
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:16 PM   #969
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:38 PM   #970
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:56 PM   #971
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Old 01-28-2018, 03:56 PM   #972
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I got bud and booze
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Old 01-29-2018, 08:13 PM   #973
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Old 01-29-2018, 08:42 PM   #974
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