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Old 01-04-2018, 09:40 AM   #7026
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Old 01-04-2018, 11:17 AM   #7027
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Old 01-04-2018, 11:51 AM   #7028
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Old 01-04-2018, 08:45 PM   #7029
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Old 01-04-2018, 08:46 PM   #7030
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You stole what I was going to say! Lol
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Old 01-04-2018, 08:56 PM   #7031
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:46 PM   #7032
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a drink
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:03 PM   #7033
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:32 PM   #7034
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:50 PM   #7035
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Right now .
Hot showered .
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:52 PM   #7036
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A swimming pool party/ barbeque.
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:55 PM   #7037
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:36 PM   #7038
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Old 01-13-2018, 04:08 PM   #7039
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:58 PM   #7040
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Zaxby's.
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Old 01-19-2018, 01:46 PM   #7041
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Old 01-19-2018, 03:30 PM   #7042
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Old 01-19-2018, 03:35 PM   #7043
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Old 01-19-2018, 03:36 PM   #7044
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Old 01-19-2018, 03:38 PM   #7045
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Old 01-24-2018, 08:04 PM   #7046
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Old 01-24-2018, 08:11 PM   #7047
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Old 01-24-2018, 10:47 PM   #7048
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Old 01-25-2018, 01:24 PM   #7050
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