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Old 01-13-2018, 04:09 PM   #576
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:28 PM   #577
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:31 PM   #578
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:14 PM   #579
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
We call curtains too lol
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:15 PM   #580
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:16 PM   #581
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Did you know men can fake it too

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Old 01-13-2018, 08:18 PM   #582
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Can’t wait to tell mom all about that!
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:03 AM   #583
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
So then, should we refer to labia as meat curtains or meat drapes?
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:05 AM   #584
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You really wanna know? ...'Next'~
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:08 AM   #585
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I don't care that your name's not Dave.
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:16 AM   #586
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Oh, did you want me to pull out?
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Old 01-14-2018, 08:21 AM   #587
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Who knows how to put a body back into the coffin?
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Old 01-16-2018, 01:24 PM   #588
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Out of all the women in your family, you're the wildest in bed.
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:21 PM   #589
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Whenever you're ready.
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:32 PM   #590
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Thanks for letting me call you Joe, God he's hot!
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:42 PM   #591
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I get my results from the free clinic back tomorrow.
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:44 PM   #592
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:57 PM   #593
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"Git R Done."
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:41 PM   #594
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Oh! You have not come yet?
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:49 PM   #595
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Well, seems I need a longer dick or you need a smaller ass.
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Old 01-17-2018, 06:44 AM   #596
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Old 01-17-2018, 10:45 AM   #597
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You don't mind that I filmed this for my human sexuality class, do you?
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Old 01-17-2018, 11:55 AM   #598
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Old 01-17-2018, 11:58 AM   #600
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I need to call my Mother.
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