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Old 02-07-2010, 07:58 PM   #51
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:03 PM   #52
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Happiness is getting a phone call from my son. Finally! Yay me.
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:16 PM   #53
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good friends, a loving family, sun on your shouders and a comfortable bed
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:18 PM   #54
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you nailed it pretty good disturb.
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:21 PM   #55
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I forgot....a song in your heart...
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:27 PM   #56
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The woman that you care for so deeply asking if you compared her to a car, and no it was a truck. Damn got to splain everything.
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:29 PM   #57
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knowing... telling him that you wanted him to know and him telling you... "I know"
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:31 PM   #58
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Driving to work and thinking only of her. my last thought as I go to sleep, her. she is my happiness.
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:34 PM   #59
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A song on the radio that warms my heart each time I hear it.
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:35 PM   #60
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:37 PM   #61
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:41 PM   #62
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hmmmm I am such the mushball tonight...

him singing along to our song when he played it for me... and very tender kisses..
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:45 PM   #63
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Scoober I don't understand it
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Old 02-07-2010, 09:08 PM   #64
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Old 02-07-2010, 09:09 PM   #65
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Old 02-08-2010, 05:45 AM   #66
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:21 AM   #67
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:36 AM   #68
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Knowing that she is beginning to smile again
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Old 02-08-2010, 10:44 AM   #69
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...a new pair of sexy shoes!!!
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:35 AM   #70
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happiness is being true to yourself... making the most out of what you have... giving as much as you can when you can.. and hearing that you do make a difference..
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Old 02-08-2010, 12:44 PM   #72
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My son get to see him grow and learn everyday! I am very blessed to be able to stay at home with him to teach him and guide him.
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Old 02-08-2010, 12:50 PM   #73
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:24 AM   #75
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Happiness is spending two hours saying goodnight.
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