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gone flying
Flirting Is My Life :)
Join Date: Aug 2010
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![]() "I don't like that guy"
Referring to a tennis player currently playing in the Australian Open. What's the last thing you said out loud? |
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Can you see me now?
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Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 47
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![]() I love you
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If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan. |
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Ready's lady
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Location: East coast gal
Age: 49
Posts: 12,373
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![]() we're leaving at 8:30
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~*Concentrated Awesome*~
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Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 42
Posts: 65,906
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![]() "Magical Cabbages?"
yeah...don't ask....
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![]() ~If you smash into something good, you should hold on until it's time to let go.~ |
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#6 |
Flirting Guest
I'm A Flirt
Join Date: Dec 2010
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![]() "Can you get the rest of breakfast yourself?"
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Gone
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Age: 46
Posts: 2,840
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![]() Love you baby.
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Free
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Location: Here and there
Age: 49
Posts: 3,758
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![]() "I swear, I'm moving to Florida!!"
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Back into the shadows
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Location: Chicagoland
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![]() Hey there, Poo. (Poo is the cat, whose name is actually Harley.)
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Half my life is in books' written pages; lived and learned from fools and from sages. You know it's true: all the things come back to you. - Aerosmith, "Dream On" |
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enjoying today....
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Location: Mid-Atlantic
Age: 50
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![]() Holy crap, it's Girly!
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Back into the shadows
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![]() So it is!
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Half my life is in books' written pages; lived and learned from fools and from sages. You know it's true: all the things come back to you. - Aerosmith, "Dream On" |
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Bullet Dodger
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![]() Cocksucker!
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Forum Surfer
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Location: Greatest place on earth
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![]() Tomorrow is my friday ... suck it
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My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.
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broken
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Location: where the stallions meet the sky
Age: 55
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![]() C'mon Kels.... time to get up!
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Love knows not distance; it hath no continent; its eyes are for the stars. |
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~*Concentrated Awesome*~
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Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 42
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![]() "Why are u carryin a mermaid?"
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💜PrincessHotLips💜
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![]() no, he's a federal prisoner....not my problem
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If we only have this moment, let's make it last |
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#20 |
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
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![]() Pencil dick...oh my
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Flirting Guest
Flirting Is My Life :)
Join Date: Jan 2011
Age: 71
Posts: 1,400
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![]() "Watch out below"
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~*Concentrated Awesome*~
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Location: "In That WalMart Parkin' Lot"
Age: 42
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![]() what the hell is this?
I'm being subjected to really strange shows today....
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Free
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![]() Stop throwing the toilet paper
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