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Old 01-13-2018, 05:09 PM   #576
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:28 PM   #577
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:31 PM   #578
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:14 PM   #579
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
We call curtains too lol
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:15 PM   #580
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:16 PM   #581
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Did you know men can fake it too

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Old 01-13-2018, 09:18 PM   #582
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Can’t wait to tell mom all about that!
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:03 AM   #583
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
So then, should we refer to labia as meat curtains or meat drapes?
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:05 AM   #584
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You really wanna know? ...'Next'~
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:08 AM   #585
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I don't care that your name's not Dave.
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Old 01-14-2018, 06:16 AM   #586
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Oh, did you want me to pull out?
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:21 AM   #587
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Who knows how to put a body back into the coffin?
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Old 01-16-2018, 02:24 PM   #588
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Out of all the women in your family, you're the wildest in bed.
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:21 PM   #589
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Whenever you're ready.
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:32 PM   #590
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Thanks for letting me call you Joe, God he's hot!
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:42 PM   #591
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I get my results from the free clinic back tomorrow.
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:44 PM   #592
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:57 PM   #593
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"Git R Done."
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:41 AM   #594
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Oh! You have not come yet?
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:49 AM   #595
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Well, seems I need a longer dick or you need a smaller ass.
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Old 01-17-2018, 07:44 AM   #596
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Old 01-17-2018, 11:45 AM   #597
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You don't mind that I filmed this for my human sexuality class, do you?
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:55 PM   #598
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:56 PM   #599
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You're my third today.
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:58 PM   #600
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I need to call my Mother.
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