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Old 05-01-2006, 01:41 PM   #1
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Old 05-10-2006, 01:43 PM   #2
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My appetite is my shepherd, I always want.
It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly,
Sometimes during the night.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gain I will not stop eating,
For the food tasteth so good.

The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me.
For I knoweth that I soon shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously,
My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and flabbiness shall follow me
All the days of my life.
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
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Old 05-10-2006, 01:59 PM   #3
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My appetite is my shepherd, I always want.
It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly,
Sometimes during the night.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gain I will not stop eating,
For the food tasteth so good.

The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me.
For I knoweth that I soon shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously,
My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and flabbiness shall follow me
All the days of my life.
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
Dave that was great! Ever since I got my ass off the couch and have been running with the dog I can't stop eating... and eating... and eating...
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Old 05-10-2006, 02:01 PM   #4
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Dave that was great! Ever since I got my ass off the couch and have been running with the dog I can't stop eating... and eating... and eating...
Thanks love, and smoking will make you eat and eat, food tastes good too and out with the dog in the fresh air, the prayer comes in handy.
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