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Old 05-04-2006, 11:51 PM   #1
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"Life As An American"

We yell for the Government to balance the
budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off.

We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.

We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but mumble through half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner."

We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.

We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild.

We whip any enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.

We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.

We run from morning to night trying to keep our "earning power" up with our "yearning power."

We get upset we're spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend five billion dollars a year for cigarettes.

In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business.

We're supposed to be the most civilized nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.

We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it.

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Old 05-05-2006, 01:18 AM   #2
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:11 AM   #3
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Your guide is equal to the UK except your roads are wider..LOL
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:23 AM   #4
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Your guide is equal to the UK except your roads are wider..LOL
u ave roads?? fark, thought they were all laneways....
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:27 AM   #5
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u ave roads?? fark, thought they were all laneways....
LOL yep we have roads, the donkey goes up there quiet a bit
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:11 AM   #6
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Can't say I don't agree that most of that happens. But, I am proud to be an American and theres no place else in this world I'de rather live.
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Can't say I don't agree that most of that happens. But, I am proud to be an American and theres no place else in this world I'de rather live.
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:20 AM   #8
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Im with Shiane...I wouldnt want to live anywhere else .
I believe we still have the best nation in the world, eventhough some things are not going as well as maybe we'd like them to be. Where else can you have a rights we do, the jobs we have, the pay and freedoms. Tough to beat that anywhere else.
I am also just proud to be an american....especially living here in the West. Growing up on and living on a ranch and farm for all but the last three years, I am proud how we raise our kids and the ethics we have put into them.
Growing up on a ranch and farm has built so many of my values to what I believe has made me who I am beside my parents values as well. Hard work and getting an honest days work for pay and being honest in all that you do. I wish I could say that for the whole country but I know I can't.
Driving the back roads growing up,playing on the farms and river bottoms, swiming in the waters around, shooting and what ever....I wouldnt trade it for all the world.
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LOL yes we have roads, but where I live thankful country lanes only wide enough for a donkey. and cart
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