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Old 10-11-2018, 11:40 AM   #50801
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:42 AM   #50802
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When the voices in my head ask me questions, she answers. Who's the crazy one now?
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:43 AM   #50803
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The poor deluded guy is an idiot savant.
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:51 AM   #50804
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She tried to poison my coffee but rufied me instead.

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Old 10-11-2018, 01:00 PM   #50805
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He actually thinks that sentence makes sense.
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:20 AM   #50806
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She is a hard hard woman, and shows no kindness to anything that breathes!
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:40 AM   #50807
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She hasn’t a kind bone in her body
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:01 PM   #50808
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He is swedish
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:14 PM   #50809
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She's corporeal.
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:48 PM   #50810
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His "hat" is actually his real hair shaped to look like one..
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:51 PM   #50811
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He calls me "Sampson" and he keeps scissors under his pillow. It's just a matter of time now.
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:53 PM   #50812
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He plays the hand bells....badly
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:57 PM   #50813
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Her pet name for her boobies is "hand bells."
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:47 PM   #50814
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He designed an entire line of inflatable dolls.
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:51 PM   #50815
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She put Rob out of business when she invented the AI sex doll
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:52 PM   #50816
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He orders the Amazon model.
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:55 PM   #50817
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She modelled for the first Brazilian
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:57 PM   #50818
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:11 PM   #50819
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:13 PM   #50820
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She holds the record for the longest burp.
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:55 PM   #50821
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He thought the reality TV series called Wicked Tuna was about vaginas gone bad.
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:56 PM   #50822
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:17 PM   #50823
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She masturbates to "flight of the bumblebee" daily and has worn blisters on the ends of her fingertips..
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:43 PM   #50824
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:46 PM   #50825
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Her nun outfit has a really short skirt and garters.
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