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Old 10-11-2018, 12:46 PM   #68526
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No .. to avoid being plucked ..a valid reason don't you think?
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:49 PM   #68527
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Want me to pet your tail feathers?
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:52 PM   #68528
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My tail doesn't have feathers, can't you see?
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:53 PM   #68529
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Oh did you get a Brazillian?
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Old 10-11-2018, 02:08 PM   #68530
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Did you get a ticket to ride?
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Old 10-11-2018, 02:12 PM   #68531
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Riding a magic carpet?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:26 PM   #68532
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Do you need a licence for that?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:30 PM   #68533
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Did you check?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:31 PM   #68534
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what's lost?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:33 PM   #68535
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Check that it flies?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:34 PM   #68536
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Is it supposed to fly?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:36 PM   #68537
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Does it have wings?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:36 PM   #68538
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Was it supposed to float?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:36 PM   #68539
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Weren't you supposed to test it?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:38 PM   #68540
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Will it have a hole in it?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:39 PM   #68541
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Did it fail?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:39 PM   #68542
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Did you see it?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:40 PM   #68543
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Should I have looked?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:40 PM   #68544
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Is it that small?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:42 PM   #68545
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Didn't you measure it?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:43 PM   #68546
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In metric?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:45 PM   #68547
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Does it matter?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:48 PM   #68548
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Does a ruler ever lie?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:53 PM   #68549
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Are you our ruler now?
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:54 PM   #68550
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We have a ruler???
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