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Old 10-09-2018, 11:25 PM   #35951
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Choice cuts of men are becoming rare.
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Old 10-09-2018, 11:26 PM   #35952
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Rare is the woman who can enchant a whole room with her words alone.
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Old 10-09-2018, 11:28 PM   #35953
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Alone is something I never experience.
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Old 10-09-2018, 11:30 PM   #35954
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Experience has taught me I'm always alone.
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Old 10-09-2018, 11:35 PM   #35955
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Alone doesn't exist in my world!
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Old 10-09-2018, 11:36 PM   #35956
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World-class irony!
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Old 10-09-2018, 11:41 PM   #35957
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Irony can be humorous.
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Old 10-09-2018, 11:43 PM   #35958
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Humorous words often mask a hurting soul.
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Old 10-10-2018, 08:05 AM   #35959
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Soul healing talks with a good friend can help with any pain!
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Old 10-10-2018, 08:56 AM   #35960
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Pain can be emotional hurt as well as physical hurt.
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:18 AM   #35961
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Hurt feelings can happen quickly
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Quickly is how my day goes.
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Old 10-10-2018, 12:06 PM   #35963
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Day goes on and on and on
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Old 10-10-2018, 01:29 PM   #35964
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On and on like a hamster in a wheel.
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:07 PM   #35965
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Wheel spokes can disorient if stared at long enough.
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:38 PM   #35966
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enough navel gazing, let's get it on!
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:04 AM   #35967
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On task, is how you keep the day from dragging.
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Dragging up the past doesn't polish the future.
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:22 AM   #35969
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Future possibilities do not outweigh living in the moment.
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Moment is gone in a flash!
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Flash me?
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:38 AM   #35972
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Me thinks you might just enjoy that.
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That sounds amazing.
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Amazing, awesome, incredible any one of those words could be used.
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Used motorbikes can still get us where we want to go.
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