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Old 01-12-2018, 08:36 PM   #9526
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Pretended I was cool with his "smaller than average" package.
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:39 PM   #9527
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:18 PM   #9528
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:02 AM   #9529
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Said "exactly" what was on my mind
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:27 AM   #9530
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:59 AM   #9531
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Understood his intentions
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:42 AM   #9532
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Vibrated.....
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:29 PM   #9533
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:32 PM   #9534
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X-ray on my arm
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:35 PM   #9535
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:39 PM   #9536
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Zoned out during training
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:41 PM   #9537
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:42 AM   #9538
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:48 AM   #9539
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Crashed a car.

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Old 01-19-2018, 01:20 PM   #9540
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:08 PM   #9541
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:49 PM   #9542
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:59 PM   #9543
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Old 01-26-2018, 05:00 PM   #9544
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Old 01-26-2018, 05:35 PM   #9545
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Old 01-26-2018, 05:42 PM   #9546
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Old 01-26-2018, 05:46 PM   #9547
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Old 03-03-2018, 01:06 AM   #9548
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Old 03-03-2018, 01:10 AM   #9549
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Old 03-03-2018, 01:11 AM   #9550
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