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Old 01-10-2018, 05:41 PM   #31901
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Am really pissed at the travel agent
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Old 01-10-2018, 05:43 PM   #31902
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Really really have an unhealthy relationship with oregano.
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:03 PM   #31903
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Don't care for a whole lot of people anymore, been there, done that and it always fails
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Old 01-10-2018, 09:04 PM   #31904
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Need to find out finalized dates so I can start planning
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Old 01-10-2018, 11:48 PM   #31905
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really screwed the fucking pooch

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Old 01-11-2018, 05:57 AM   #31906
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Am glad to get this bitch to the dock ... fn fog!!
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Old 01-11-2018, 08:20 AM   #31907
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I feel almost well!!
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Old 01-11-2018, 08:28 AM   #31908
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Am not one to wear emotions so others can see..
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Old 01-11-2018, 11:23 AM   #31909
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...Feel kinda sad sometimes what with all the negativity I see on here ..if you never try...you never get.
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Old 01-11-2018, 01:32 PM   #31910
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need a vacation..pronto!
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Old 01-11-2018, 01:33 PM   #31911
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Kinda snorting at some correspondence right now
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Old 01-11-2018, 01:36 PM   #31912
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really need to slow down ....right mr burn
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:22 PM   #31913
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really need to slow down ....right mr burn
Fuck Mr Burn..Ice says its A ok!
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:24 PM   #31914
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...wear my heart on my sleeve sometimes.
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:27 PM   #31915
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...wear my heart on my sleeve sometimes.
Just dont do it in here Deez..you'll be butt fucked..just sayin?
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:43 PM   #31916
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Need a vacation from being on vacation I'm wiped out
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:44 PM   #31917
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I know that feeling. It's certainly not the worst thing. I hope it was a great vacation.
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:34 PM   #31918
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Am only half heartedly watching this game
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:37 PM   #31919
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like corn dogs
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:08 PM   #31920
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I'm seriously considering a cruise this year
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:40 PM   #31921
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Did not expect the major change that was announced at work
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:54 PM   #31922
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That surpriseed me today
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:15 PM   #31923
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Haven't spent enough time on this house recently
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:47 PM   #31924
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really wanted that heat wave to stay longer
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:51 PM   #31925
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Have a 100% success rate for surviving... stuff
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