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Old 01-10-2018, 05:56 PM   #1476
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there may well be some bits of a Jaffa cake there too...
Getting really hard to resist.......
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Old 01-10-2018, 05:58 PM   #1477
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there might be something hard down there too
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:01 PM   #1478
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there might be something hard down there too
The remote control??
Give it back please....
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:03 PM   #1479
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lol you'll just have to rummage around down there yourself if u want to get turned on...
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:40 PM   #1480
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:28 PM   #1481
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my hand
it's still there


dropped my f*ckin phone, perv
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:22 PM   #1482
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:58 PM   #1483
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:16 PM   #1484
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:18 PM   #1485
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:23 PM   #1486
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:24 PM   #1487
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:32 AM   #1488
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Old 01-13-2018, 04:06 AM   #1489
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Scoobie ...LMAO! ...Now I didn't say it! ...but that was not 'your hand'~ ...was it???
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:45 PM   #1491
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:36 PM   #1492
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:58 PM   #1493
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