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Old 11-03-2017, 07:57 PM   #826
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Pffft! Shunderblunk
Look who the cats drug in...
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Old 11-03-2017, 08:02 PM   #827
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Old 11-03-2017, 08:24 PM   #828
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:46 PM   #829
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Old 12-24-2017, 12:46 PM   #830
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So it begins, relative visits and eye rolls.....
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Old 12-28-2017, 01:39 AM   #831
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I was emailed sometime ago by our friend (my friend) about this but I forgot to post it.

Before my time on here there was a person named 'Sandman' here. I was informed that Sandman had a heart attack ...I am sorry but this was in the email too (please ask Jill if you have questions).

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Old 01-12-2018, 09:07 PM   #832
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Bring Cooties back...he was the good guy!! In an odd sorta way LMAO
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:34 PM   #833
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Bring Cooties back...he was the good guy!! In an odd sorta way LMAO
And he was an odd guy - who should come back. The place is not the same without him
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:57 PM   #834
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we don't know what we don't know...not everything is as it appears. Burp.
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:05 PM   #835
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*sigh* and it's that "ok I didn't get what I want, HERE'S THE FUCKING HAMMER" that I just cant take anymore
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:01 PM   #836
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he needs to come back!!
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:06 PM   #837
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He's 3 already????
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:00 PM   #838
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I shaved my balls today


I didn't nick anything

*thank fuck*
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:39 AM   #839
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I didn't nick anything

*thank fuck*
Thanks for the visual I can picture it now. Your floor probably looks like a sasquatch shook and shedded.
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:48 AM   #840
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Thanks for the visual I can picture it now. Your floor probably looks like a sasquatch shook and shedded.
That's why I live in a warm climate, I'm able to manscape outdoors year round.
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Thanks for the visual I can picture it now. Your floor probably looks like a sasquatch shook and shedded.
not quite that much, but it DID afford me the opportunity to have a new toupee made!
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Old 03-16-2018, 08:22 PM   #842
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How many times can you kick a dead horse before there is nothing left?
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Old 03-18-2018, 10:27 AM   #843
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Old 03-23-2018, 07:46 PM   #844
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Roseann Barr~~gag a maggot on a gut wagon why is she on TV again?
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Old 03-25-2018, 04:44 PM   #845
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Old 04-01-2018, 05:05 PM   #846
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Who decides what Sunday will be Easter?

My mother loved Easter and would always ask me..Is Easter early or late this year?

It was never on time, it seems, so who's in charge?
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Old 04-01-2018, 08:19 PM   #847
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