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Old 06-12-2010, 10:45 AM   #1
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It's simple and can be a lot of fun.


The last thing between my legs was my hand. *wink, wink*
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:04 AM   #2
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:07 AM   #3
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:49 AM   #4
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Same here. Well, MY hub, not GND's
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:51 AM   #5
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my hand.,had to adjust myself
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:53 AM   #6
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Same here. Well, MY hub, not GND's

ok, I nearly spit my coffee all over my screen.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:58 AM   #7
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My razor its bikini day today!
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Old 06-12-2010, 08:53 PM   #8
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Old 06-12-2010, 08:54 PM   #9
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My hand. I was taking a shower. Oh, come on! Don't you people ever just wash between your legs!
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Old 06-12-2010, 08:54 PM   #10
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three time a day..lol
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Old 06-12-2010, 08:55 PM   #11
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Same as the first. Hopefully it isn't leaving anytime soon.
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:09 PM   #12
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:17 PM   #13
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:17 PM   #14
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Black lace boy shorts... with a feminine pink bow...
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:47 PM   #15
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:01 PM   #16
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My wife,,, does that count>>>>>
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My Phone,makeup,and brush I am a women I can multitask and all while driving!
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:22 PM   #18
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It's simple and can be a lot of fun.


The last thing between my legs was my hand. *wink, wink*

I always knew you were a perv!
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:25 PM   #19
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My cell... it was on vibrate but no one called..... damn.....
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:27 PM   #20
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Well, I'm a boy, so there's 2 things that are constantly between my legs, so I would have to guess that since they're still there, they were the last things between my legs
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:28 PM   #21
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My cell... it was on vibrate but no one called..... damn.....

Call your cell repeatedly...you will feel so much better...
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:08 PM   #22
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:11 PM   #23
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I just squeezed a pillow with my legs.....I'd like something a bit more firm I'm thinking.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:17 PM   #25
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