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Old 01-03-2016, 10:57 PM   #19076
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every single time I log on....damn gurl
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Old 01-07-2016, 01:13 PM   #19077
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Rawhide! Keep them doggies rollin , oh my ass is swollen.
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Old 01-07-2016, 02:05 PM   #19078
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that goose has a limp
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Old 01-07-2016, 02:18 PM   #19079
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Well shit
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Old 01-07-2016, 02:45 PM   #19080
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Old 01-07-2016, 03:32 PM   #19081
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Old 01-07-2016, 11:15 PM   #19082
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Smoke gets in your ice cream?
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Old 01-07-2016, 11:31 PM   #19083
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I wish there was something else on other than Lip Sync Battle
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:04 AM   #19084
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Old 01-08-2016, 03:54 AM   #19085
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Old 01-08-2016, 06:25 AM   #19086
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Old 01-08-2016, 07:14 AM   #19087
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Old 01-08-2016, 07:36 AM   #19088
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Old 01-08-2016, 06:21 PM   #19089
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Old 01-08-2016, 06:44 PM   #19090
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Old 01-08-2016, 11:21 PM   #19091
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Precum
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Old 01-08-2016, 11:28 PM   #19092
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It's time for wine
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Old 01-10-2016, 01:31 AM   #19093
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Old 01-12-2016, 01:39 PM   #19094
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Old 01-12-2016, 01:56 PM   #19095
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Old 01-12-2016, 02:12 PM   #19096
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Old 01-12-2016, 02:13 PM   #19097
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humping strawberries

Ummmm...no. That's what I get for coming in here.
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Old 01-12-2016, 02:18 PM   #19098
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It's the in thing now
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Old 01-12-2016, 02:18 PM   #19099
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Then I think I will remain an outcast.
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Old 01-12-2016, 02:19 PM   #19100
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