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Old 07-21-2017, 06:08 PM   #19201
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Old 07-21-2017, 06:10 PM   #19202
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I bet it's cooler in the Arizona desert than it is here.
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:34 PM   #19203
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:35 PM   #19204
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Old 07-25-2017, 06:15 PM   #19205
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2 more nights!
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Old 07-25-2017, 06:36 PM   #19206
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Old 07-25-2017, 06:48 PM   #19207
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:13 PM   #19208
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I got nothin...
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:23 PM   #19209
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Old 07-25-2017, 08:07 PM   #19210
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My nephew taught me monkey sounds today.
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:12 PM   #19211
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pop tarts
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:15 PM   #19212
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About ready to go take my bed time bath .
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:51 PM   #19213
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Old 07-25-2017, 11:49 PM   #19214
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Tired only comes to mind.
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Old 07-26-2017, 08:57 PM   #19215
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Old 07-26-2017, 08:59 PM   #19216
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They forgot the mayo.
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Old 07-26-2017, 09:01 PM   #19217
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Old 07-26-2017, 09:18 PM   #19218
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You go, girlfriend...
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Old 07-26-2017, 10:02 PM   #19219
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Well wonders never cease to amaze me
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Old 07-26-2017, 10:04 PM   #19220
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Fuck you company I work for. It's 8pm. I dialed in for this damn conference call and its me and one other dude?!?
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Old 07-27-2017, 12:53 AM   #19221
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:37 AM   #19222
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:17 PM   #19223
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I honestly, truly, and passionately do not give a furk
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:18 PM   #19224
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Minted peas!!
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:23 PM   #19225
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