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Old 08-10-2017, 07:30 PM   #19251
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I'm gonna have a stroke or heart attack if I don't get offline.
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:41 PM   #19252
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Old 08-10-2017, 09:05 PM   #19253
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good lord it could be Sunday
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Old 08-10-2017, 09:12 PM   #19254
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I'm not gonna judge
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Old 08-10-2017, 09:24 PM   #19255
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:34 PM   #19256
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It's cold in here
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:35 PM   #19257
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I remember when.......
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:43 PM   #19258
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This is why we can't have nice things
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Old 08-11-2017, 01:42 AM   #19259
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Pop or soda ?
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:28 AM   #19260
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Missed by it *that* much...
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Old 08-11-2017, 05:29 PM   #19261
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Old 08-11-2017, 05:55 PM   #19262
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Old 08-11-2017, 06:55 PM   #19263
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Old 08-14-2017, 04:26 PM   #19264
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I see dead people.

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Old 08-14-2017, 09:01 PM   #19265
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That's what she said.
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:04 PM   #19266
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That a nice bike.
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:11 PM   #19267
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:15 PM   #19268
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Fuck you and the crazy train you rode in on
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:26 PM   #19269
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Something pops OUT of my head... but only when I get really, really excited..
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:27 PM   #19270
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I need to fix that!
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Old 09-02-2017, 05:33 PM   #19271
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omg those are massive!
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Old 09-08-2017, 07:53 PM   #19272
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What's the deal with the horse?
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Old 09-08-2017, 11:44 PM   #19273
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one or two ?
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Old 09-08-2017, 11:51 PM   #19274
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How much more ?
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Old 09-09-2017, 12:05 AM   #19275
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Lay off the hurricane snacks for the love of all that is good!
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