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Old 06-28-2017, 01:36 PM   #301
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When gdgrl sounds grammatically correct
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Old 06-28-2017, 01:37 PM   #302
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When iceburn is what you get when you rub too much Bengay on.
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Old 06-28-2017, 01:40 PM   #303
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When iceburn is what you get when you rub too much Bengay on.
Oh..what happened to the " I just cant get enough Iceburn!" huh?..huh?..different story now huh...biyatch!
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Old 06-28-2017, 01:42 PM   #304
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Oh..what happened to the " I just cant get enough Iceburn!" huh?..huh?..different story now huh...biyatch!
Oh why did this instantly come into my mind?

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Old 06-28-2017, 01:44 PM   #305
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Depeche Mode!...my favorite is "Personal Jesus"...want some loaves and fishies little girl?
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Old 06-28-2017, 01:44 PM   #306
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Old 06-28-2017, 01:45 PM   #307
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Depeche Mode!...my favorite is "Personal Jesus"...want some loaves and fishies little girl?
I always called you PJ for short.
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Old 06-28-2017, 01:47 PM   #308
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I always called you PJ for short.
Always thought that stood for Pantie Jerker?

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Old 06-28-2017, 01:52 PM   #309
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when you hide something then forget your hiding place..lol
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Always thought that stood for Pantie Jerker?

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It also stood for pissy jackass....so many uses!
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Old 06-28-2017, 01:56 PM   #311
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It also stood for pissy jackass....so many uses!
Perpetually Jizzy..if you ask me?
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:27 PM   #312
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:33 PM   #313
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:35 PM   #314
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Felt like Id had eleventeen vodka's ffs!
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:50 PM   #316
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You looked like you had
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You looked like you had
At least I didnt fall off that swingy slidey thing..right?
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:54 PM   #318
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At least I didnt fall off that swingy slidey thing..right?
Cudos you stayed on
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Cudos you stayed on
Still puzzled about that sitty thing though?
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Still puzzled about that sitty thing though?

Keeps the sun of your head ....silly
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Keeps the sun of your head ....silly
Silly me..thought they called that...a hat?
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Silly me..thought they called that...a hat?
Its just a big metal hat
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Its just a big metal hat
And here we are..back to conspiracy theorists
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And here we are..back to conspiracy theorists
Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Nevermind shhhhhh!..just lock that steel door and pass me the dehydrated beef dinner willya?
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