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Old 07-04-2017, 12:32 PM   #351
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You realize that you will never truly have it all together and start to become okay with it.
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Old 07-04-2017, 12:36 PM   #352
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When you look in the mirror and see your mother's face staring back at you
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Old 07-04-2017, 12:42 PM   #353
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When you look in the mirror and see your mother's face staring back at you
that would unnerve me greatly.... she passed away 5 years ago... and I'm a guy!!
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Old 07-04-2017, 01:40 PM   #354
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that would unnerve me greatly.... she passed away 5 years ago... and I'm a guy!!


Mine passed away from 12 years ago. But it's scary how much I have come to look like her.
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Old 07-04-2017, 04:02 PM   #355
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Creaky joints ? Oh! It's happening...darn it!
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Old 07-04-2017, 04:19 PM   #356
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When grand babies yelling and screaming get on your nerves
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Old 07-04-2017, 04:21 PM   #357
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Old 07-04-2017, 05:47 PM   #358
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You spend more time and money at the doctor's office than you do at the Mall.
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:28 AM   #359
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You spend more time and money at the doctor's office than you do at the Mall.
And you know everyone who works there on a first name basis.
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:43 AM   #360
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When climbing the stairs before bed seems like a monumental task
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:48 AM   #361
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When you sleep on the sofa 'cause the bed's too far of a walk and it's closer to the bathroom.
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Old 07-05-2017, 12:59 PM   #362
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When she says to you "lets go upstairs and have sex"

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"Pick one..I cant do both"
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Old 07-06-2017, 12:22 AM   #363
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you get to the top of the stairs and forget what you went up for, go back down only to remember when you get to the bottom...
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Old 07-06-2017, 01:46 AM   #364
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Old 07-06-2017, 01:47 AM   #365
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Old 07-06-2017, 03:31 AM   #366
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Old 07-06-2017, 03:32 AM   #367
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:13 PM   #368
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:15 PM   #369
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:59 PM   #370
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When playing Bocce Ball sounds like a great way to spend an afternoon.
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Old 07-07-2017, 09:58 PM   #371
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:02 PM   #372
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When playing Bocce Ball sounds like a great way to spend an afternoon.
I love bocce ball lol
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:13 PM   #373
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I love bocce ball lol
The only people I've ever seen play it are some retiree's down at the American-Italian club. Hell, I may be ready to join 'em in a few years.......if I make it that long..LOL
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:44 PM   #374
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I love bocce ball lol
Meeeee too!

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Old 07-07-2017, 10:52 PM   #375
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Meeeee too!

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