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Old 09-02-2017, 05:46 PM   #476
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"When I was your age!"
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Old 09-02-2017, 06:10 PM   #477
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if you ever wanted to make a porno - it wouldn't be in the MILF category - it'd be GILF! Gummy blow jobs are a thing apparently!

Or, more realistically - as said by Rodney Dangerfield: 'I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table'
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Old 09-02-2017, 06:32 PM   #478
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if you ever wanted to make a porno - it wouldn't be in the MILF category - it'd be GILF! Gummy blow jobs are a thing apparently!

Or, more realistically - as said by Rodney Dangerfield: 'I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table'
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Old 09-03-2017, 08:26 AM   #479
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Old 09-03-2017, 08:57 AM   #480
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A lot of my sentences start with, when I was your age.... or I remember when ....
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:32 PM   #481
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You as a patient are older than your doctor
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:37 PM   #482
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You see household items you remember from you're youth in antique shops.
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:53 PM   #483
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:56 PM   #484
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You check and recheck the door is locked at night? maybe that's not just age..idk
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:57 PM   #485
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You check and recheck the door is locked at night? maybe that's not just age..idk
I do the same
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:58 PM   #486
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I do the same
its kind and not funny at the same time eh?
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:59 PM   #487
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its kind and not funny at the same time eh?
very true...lol
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:59 PM   #488
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Old 09-03-2017, 03:00 PM   #489
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Old 09-03-2017, 03:18 PM   #490
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Your a grandma .
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:44 PM   #491
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I actually want to sleep these days.
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:47 PM   #492
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you realize you spend more time thinking about how something is going to work... instead of just doing it.
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Old 09-22-2017, 08:46 PM   #493
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You sit and watch the partying instead of joining in
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Old 09-22-2017, 08:49 PM   #494
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You pay people to do things you used to just go do, like digging trenches.
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Old 09-22-2017, 08:52 PM   #495
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Old 09-24-2017, 11:45 AM   #496
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Old 09-24-2017, 12:36 PM   #497
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You have your own comforters coz sharing would cause a fight.
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Old 09-24-2017, 01:06 PM   #498
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You can predict the weather by which body part aches today
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Old 09-24-2017, 01:24 PM   #499
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I figured it was going to be fire and brimstone combined with mass hurricanes and the blizzard from hell. Turns out its 43 and raining, but my body said different.
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I figured it was going to be fire and brimstone combined with mass hurricanes and the blizzard from hell. Turns out its 43 and raining, but my body said different.
I'd sell my soul for that. It's like July outside. I want fall and football and chunky knit sweaters!
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