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Old 11-03-2017, 09:35 PM   #551
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When you roll eyes before anyone says a word
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:41 PM   #552
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... when it takes 3 shots to get a good ass pic, lol
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:46 PM   #553
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... when it takes 3 shots to get a good ass pic, lol
I pulled a muscle last time I tried it
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:46 PM   #554
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Can't link shit to save my life.
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:48 PM   #555
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:50 PM   #556
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You are huffing and puffing at the club after a single song.
And can't wait to get outta there Cuz its just too fucking loud.
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:22 PM   #557
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Your pubes turn silver :x
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:35 PM   #558
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You consider dreadlocks as an alternative to trimming your ear hairs.
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:54 PM   #559
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I only wanna maim, not kill
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