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Old 11-03-2017, 09:35 PM   #551
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:41 PM   #552
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... when it takes 3 shots to get a good ass pic, lol
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:46 PM   #553
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... when it takes 3 shots to get a good ass pic, lol
I pulled a muscle last time I tried it
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:46 PM   #554
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:48 PM   #555
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:50 PM   #556
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You are huffing and puffing at the club after a single song.
And can't wait to get outta there Cuz its just too fucking loud.
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:22 PM   #557
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Your pubes turn silver :x
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:35 PM   #558
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You consider dreadlocks as an alternative to trimming your ear hairs.
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:54 PM   #559
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I only wanna maim, not kill
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Old 04-05-2018, 05:17 PM   #560
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Old 04-05-2018, 05:34 PM   #561
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You don’t trust “the cloud” and prefer tangibly dinosaur old school ways.
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Old 04-05-2018, 05:35 PM   #562
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Can't link shit to save my life.
Grrrrrrr
Orrrrr...Canít shit to save my life.
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Old 04-05-2018, 06:46 PM   #563
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Your vertical goes down in every aspect of life!
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:23 PM   #564
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:23 PM   #565
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you have to lie about your age
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:27 PM   #566
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you have to lie about your age
Iím just too old to remember
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:38 PM   #567
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Iím just too old to remember
Nah you are 35 and sexy
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:44 PM   #568
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Nah you are 35 and sexy
After a bottle of wine... that could be true
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:50 PM   #569
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After a bottle of wine... that could be true
so you are spying on me and may I tell ya it was only 3 glasses of wine
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:09 PM   #570
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:09 PM   #571
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so you are spying on me and may I tell ya it was only 3 glasses of wine
Hey. Itís not spying, itís stalking
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:16 PM   #572
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Hey. Itís not spying, itís stalking

Oh my first stalker..Does this mean what I think it means?
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:21 PM   #573
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According to Tom...posting here!
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:28 PM   #574
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Oh my first stalker..Does this mean what I think it means?
I brought flowers and wine
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Old 04-05-2018, 10:29 PM   #575
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According to Tom...posting here!
That means us old people are trapped here.
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