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Old 06-09-2015, 02:24 PM   #51
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Old 06-09-2015, 02:30 PM   #52
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strange, most of the biggest freeloaders I sat down for dinner with were all left wing racist nutters looking for anyone to blame for them not having a job.
Hey now! You two run off to the news room and play. or spankings for you both.
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Old 06-09-2015, 03:07 PM   #53
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strange, most of the biggest freeloaders I sat down for dinner with were all left wing racist nutters looking for anyone to blame for them not having a job.
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Old 06-09-2015, 03:11 PM   #54
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before the net I had no idea so many people owned cats
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Old 06-09-2015, 03:20 PM   #55
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before the net I had no idea so many people owned cats
I agree...there is a LOT of pussy on the internet.
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Old 06-09-2015, 03:21 PM   #56
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strange, most of the biggest freeloaders I sat down for dinner with were all left wing racist nutters looking for anyone to blame for them not having a job.
you have interesting friends. what group do left wing racists hate?
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Old 06-09-2015, 03:25 PM   #57
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before the internet, i had to look at a clock to see what time it was.

also, i had to go to an actual store to buy shoes and to try them on and pay cash, if i wanted.

now, i order them online with a card that may give the Russian mafia total access to my life, and when they arrive and don't fit or are uncomfortable, I have to package them up and drive to the post office to send them back. Meanwhile I have no new shoes.

What did i ever do without the web?
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Old 06-09-2015, 03:26 PM   #58
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:27 PM   #59
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:46 PM   #60
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The TV had 13 channels. Only 4 of which worked.

OK, quite a bit before the internet.
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:46 PM   #61
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:48 PM   #62
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Old 06-09-2015, 04:48 PM   #63
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Old 06-24-2015, 12:03 AM   #64
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Old 06-24-2015, 12:07 AM   #65
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Old 06-24-2015, 12:13 AM   #66
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Old 06-24-2015, 12:14 AM   #67
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You actually met and spent time with your crushes....
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My floors were not covered with cord spaghetti.
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one word... actually two.... cable ties
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