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Old 09-26-2007, 08:35 PM   #26
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Did you know? "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:37 PM   #27
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Did you know?.."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Yuck! not one of mine...so dont bug me....
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:38 PM   #28
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Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:40 PM   #29
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Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:42 PM   #30
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Did you know?...Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.



Hmmm now which one do I choose?
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:43 PM   #31
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Did you know?...For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:45 PM   #32
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Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:47 PM   #33
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Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.



I’m throwing away all my shampoo’s and skin creams…
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:49 PM   #34
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Did you know?...Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



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Old 09-27-2007, 10:35 PM   #35
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Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:55 PM   #36
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Did you know? "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
This could explain my wife.
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:01 PM   #37
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Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

Did you know that holding hands and kissing in public is illegal in Winnipeg, Canada??
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:31 PM   #38
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Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.
But you'll never catch me!!
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:42 AM   #39
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Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.
Which part of Michigan, the upper penisula?
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:50 AM   #40
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Well Hell they would give me life then..lololololol....sure hope I can have a computer in there....
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But you'll never catch me!!
is that a challenge or an invite?
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Did you know that holding hands and kissing in public is illegal in Winnipeg, Canada??
Because it’s so cold in Winnipeg your lips freeze to each others….
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Well Hell they would give me life then..lololololol....sure hope I can have a computer in there....
Life? Funny...you should ask to be sent to a male prison as punishment
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Certain acts prohibited on Sunday.

Any person who compels his child, apprentice or servant to perform any labor on Sunday, except the customary domestic duties of daily necessity or comfort, or works of charity or who engages in shooting, hunting, gaming, card playing or racing on that day, or who, being a merchant or shopkeeper, druggist excepted, keeps open store on Sunday, shall be fined not less than $10.00 nor more than $100.00, and may also be imprisoned in the county jail, or sentenced to hard labor for the county, for not more than three months. However, the provisions of this section shall not apply to the operation of railroads, airlines, bus lines, communications, public utilities or steamboats or other vessels navigating the waters of this state, or to any manufacturing establishment which is required to be kept in constant operation, or to the sale of gasoline or other motor fuels or motor oils. Nor shall this section prohibit the sale of newspapers, or the operation of newsstands, or automobile repair shops, florist shops, fruit stands, ice cream shops or parlors, lunch stands or restaurants, delicatessens or plants engaged in the manufacture or sale of ice; provided, that such business establishments are not operated in conjunction with some other kind or type of business which is prohibited by this section. It shall also be lawful to engage in motorcycle and automobile racing on Sunday, whether admission is charged or not; except, that this proviso shall not be construed to prevent any municipality from passing ordinances prohibiting such racing on Sunday.
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In California
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Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
So, if I want to quit having to shave, I stop thinking about sex?
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So, if I want to quit having to shave, I stop thinking about sex?
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yes but then we will all know where your head is at.... i guess that goes for all beared men...hmmmm????

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Old 09-30-2007, 12:08 AM   #49
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Did you know? "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
I have that phobia-- I hate having it erect and nobody around to attend to it--So anybody want to help me with my Phobia*ewg* huh?? well lets not everybody rush at the door now--
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Hmmm going to be a long wait -- no help in here-- I will have to order in coffee
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