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Old 01-17-2008, 08:35 AM   #1
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A woman I work with just ask me this;
"Watching American tv shows, they are always talking about getting to 1st base, 2nd base etc, and I've realised I don't actually know what these bases are. I know its baseball reference. How many bases are there and what does each signify? Can't believe I never asked an american this in the past. I mean I imagine there could be hundreds of bases".
I told here...1st base - kissing

2nd base - feeling up - top half

3rd base - feeling - lower half

home run or all the way - intercourse.

Then she ask me,"So where does oral sex come into play? What base is that"? To which I had no answer.
Any one have any good answers???
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:47 AM   #2
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oral sex hummmmmmmmm. i guess it may be a stolen base.
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A woman I work with just ask me this;
"Watching American tv shows, they are always talking about getting to 1st base, 2nd base etc, and I've realised I don't actually know what these bases are. I know its baseball reference. How many bases are there and what does each signify? Can't believe I never asked an american this in the past. I mean I imagine there could be hundreds of bases".
I told here...1st base - kissing

2nd base - feeling up - top half

3rd base - feeling - lower half

home run or all the way - intercourse.

Then she ask me,"So where does oral sex come into play? What base is that"? To which I had no answer.
Any one have any good answers???
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:53 AM   #3
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I'm gonna guess and say that since oral sex is performed on the privater parts, but not intercourse...then it's a ground rule double.
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:24 AM   #4
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I'm gonna guess and say that since oral sex is performed on the privater parts, but not intercourse...then it's a ground rule double.

I was thinking maybe an Inside the Park Homerun myself
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:26 PM   #5
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i dont go for bases ...i just go until i either get slapped or she takes me into the bedroom and ravishes my body ..
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Old 01-17-2008, 10:11 PM   #6
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Old 01-17-2008, 10:21 PM   #7
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Hit by a pitch...
LMAO....although I think this smiley would have served that comment better LOL.......
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Old 01-17-2008, 10:23 PM   #8
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LMAO....although I think this smiley would have served that comment better LOL.......

I thought we were talking about...
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:15 AM   #9
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I thought we were talking about...

What was mine then? Batting out of order or a Pinch hitter??
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:06 AM   #10
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hmmm, good one...I think it is stealing home on a wild pitch
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:19 PM   #11
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i dont go for bases ...i just go until i either get slapped or she takes me into the bedroom and ravishes my body ..
That's one way to do it.
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I think you're playing by "football" rules.



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I dont think oral fits into baseball, I think its more like golf...a whole/hole in one
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The "balk"...........everyone moves up a base and there is no complaining...............

"Inside the Park" is another good one; Lots of running, sweating. breathing heavy and thrills all the way to home base.
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american though ...if its Canadian football ,i only get 3 downs instead of 4
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That's one way to do it.
problem is ...i like to be slapped ....
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american though ...if its Canadian football ,i only get 3 downs instead of 4
just got to do it right the first 3 times...
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