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Old 09-27-2008, 04:51 AM   #1
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(Give us some clues!)

My secret crush is.......reading this now.
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:14 AM   #2
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:22 AM   #3
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I never knew you cared!!
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:25 AM   #4
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Have I seen you at Starbucks? LOL
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:31 AM   #5
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:35 AM   #6
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well I am currently drinking a glass of red....
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:42 AM   #7
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Still sleeping, hopefully having sweet dreams, and if I am lucky, she's dreaming about me....
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:44 AM   #8
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not going to read my posts here...I post mostly for myself
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:44 AM   #9
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:43 AM   #10
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:51 AM   #11
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ya'll let me know who she is....I haven't the slightest idea.
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:01 PM   #12
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very easily distracted at work .... I wonder why
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:06 PM   #13
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:22 PM   #14
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I don't have one and threads keep crashing on me

this one will go through despite me LOL
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:27 PM   #15
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Molests me at work all night long...
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:43 PM   #16
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:03 PM   #17
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well I am currently drinking a glass of red....
aren't you going to share? LOL
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:09 PM   #18
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hopefully having a good and productive morning and will have time for our lunch date!
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:16 PM   #19
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:03 PM   #20
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Drop Dead Gorgeous..! (And she makes a wonderful stuffed shells dish)
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:01 AM   #21
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Making me sigh so much my coworkers are asking me if I need a paper bag to breathe in....
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:04 AM   #22
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is leaving me...temporarily
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:07 AM   #23
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I"m still skittish but I'm thinking about putting my toes back in the water.
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:09 AM   #24
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:12 AM   #25
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