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Old 06-13-2016, 12:05 PM   #276
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Can we be Da Bears superfans?
Da Packers?
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:18 PM   #277
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:20 PM   #278
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I'm totally breaking up with you.
Awwwww!,,,sadness


But see, it could be fun...bedroom grudge matches....who gets to be on top! The black and blue bedroom Sports could be fun
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:21 PM   #279
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Awwwww!,,,sadness


But see, it could be fun...bedroom grudge matches....who gets to be on top! The black and blue bedroom Sports could be fun
I'm sold. Let's have rival make-up sex
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:23 PM   #280
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I'm sold. Let's have rival make-up sex
Let the preseason begin!
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:53 PM   #281
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Anything to do with Justin Beiber!
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:55 PM   #282
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But I got Beiber fever
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:56 PM   #283
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But I got Beiber fever
You need to immediately go and rebuild a car motor or cut some timber....stat
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:57 PM   #284
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I'm seriously questioning Pigheaded's sexuality...
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:57 PM   #285
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Old 06-13-2016, 12:59 PM   #286
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I'm seriously questioning Pigheaded's sexuality...
I think his girdle is a lil tight
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Old 06-13-2016, 01:00 PM   #287
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I think his girdle is a lil tight
Give that man a feather boa to complete his ensemble. We can call him Miss Piggy
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Old 06-13-2016, 01:05 PM   #288
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Ok buttercup and boob boy...if you ain't got the moves, don't dis those of us that do!
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Old 06-13-2016, 01:09 PM   #289
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Ok buttercup and boob boy...if you ain't got the moves, don't dis those of us that do!
My spirit fingers can out spirit your's any day
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Old 06-13-2016, 01:11 PM   #290
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Old 06-13-2016, 01:14 PM   #291
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Old 06-13-2016, 01:15 PM   #292
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Old 06-13-2016, 02:24 PM   #293
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Is that on video?
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Old 06-13-2016, 02:40 PM   #294
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Ok buttercup and boob boy...if you ain't got the moves, don't dis those of us that do!
Simmer down miss piggy, getting all hot and bothered will make your makeup run
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Old 06-13-2016, 05:03 PM   #295
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Old 06-13-2016, 05:10 PM   #296
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Old 06-25-2016, 10:54 PM   #297
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Old 06-25-2016, 11:25 PM   #298
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Old 06-26-2016, 12:06 AM   #299
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Old 06-26-2016, 10:36 AM   #300
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