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Old 02-23-2018, 04:28 PM   #20951
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It’s kinda hard to describe but my silly boy students pulled their pant legs as far up as they could and pulled their tshirt a down over their knees so it looked like they didn’t have pants on and they kept saying “omg where are my pants??”
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Old 02-23-2018, 04:32 PM   #20952
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Itís kinda hard to describe but my silly boy students pulled their pant legs as far up as they could and pulled their tshirt a down over their knees so it looked like they didnít have pants on and they kept saying ďomg where are my pants??Ē
Thatís funny stuff to a youngster. Lol
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Old 02-23-2018, 04:33 PM   #20953
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Thatís funny stuff to a youngster. Lol
And to a teacher who canít help but laugh at immature stuff
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Old 02-23-2018, 04:34 PM   #20954
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Old 02-23-2018, 04:42 PM   #20955
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Old 02-23-2018, 05:19 PM   #20956
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Old 02-23-2018, 05:56 PM   #20957
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Old 02-23-2018, 06:17 PM   #20958
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Old 02-24-2018, 12:20 PM   #20959
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Old 03-17-2018, 09:37 PM   #20960
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Old 03-17-2018, 09:43 PM   #20961
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Old 03-18-2018, 09:58 AM   #20962
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Old 03-18-2018, 10:22 PM   #20963
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Old 03-28-2018, 07:42 AM   #20964
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Old 04-11-2018, 01:25 PM   #20965
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Old 04-11-2018, 03:47 PM   #20966
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Old 04-11-2018, 03:49 PM   #20967
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:06 PM   #20968
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Old 04-11-2018, 09:29 PM   #20970
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My desk in my class was an insane mess. Papers everywhere, stuff piled up. I spent some time going through it all and organizing it. It felt awesome. But for the rest of the day, I couldn’t find ANYTHING. It took me half an hour to find my car keys at the end of the day which I had put in my desk drawer. It made me laugh that being organized led to a bit of panic and chaos.
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I was making the bed and one of the dogs was nipping at my hand playing...she lunged and missed and tumbled to the floor. I've seen the look she gave me on my wifes face more than once!
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