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Old 09-26-2010, 09:04 PM   #2526
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Old 09-26-2010, 09:04 PM   #2527
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:-) thanks for making me feel welcome to the site!
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Old 09-26-2010, 09:05 PM   #2528
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Amen Sista!
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Old 09-26-2010, 09:34 PM   #2529
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your sexy as hell
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Old 09-26-2010, 09:56 PM   #2530
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You naughty man!
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Old 09-26-2010, 10:24 PM   #2531
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Gurl thats my favorite thing! we would so have the fun!!
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Old 09-27-2010, 01:14 AM   #2532
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A woman after my own heart...OU grad here
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Old 09-27-2010, 01:18 AM   #2533
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you aren't a southern gal are you? Wussy


Girl I eat sushi, and smoked, cured, baked, roasted, boiled, stewed, grilled, braised meats and critters of all kinds, I have even eaten chocolate covered ants (not bad, but would never pay money for them again) so I'm not a "Wussy!" kisses Silly Girl
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:51 AM   #2534
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I vaguely remember those...lol

*so do I...ho hum*
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:13 AM   #2535
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This made me giggle too ;-) (I think it was the champagne)
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Old 09-28-2010, 02:56 PM   #2536
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"Thanks for taking me down memory lane, been there 3 times and never disappointed."




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Old 09-28-2010, 04:01 PM   #2537
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I'm stilling willing to give you a virtual massage to ease the pain of your team's loss.


**ummm, the answer is still no....lol**
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Old 09-28-2010, 07:29 PM   #2538
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This made me giggle too ;-) (I think it was the champagne)
LMAO I got the EXACT SAME rep message!!! Hmmmm...I WONDER who YOURS was from
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Old 09-28-2010, 07:36 PM   #2539
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Time for a new man...lol

(oh great... Now you've jinxed me. Thanks )
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:17 PM   #2540
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GREAT tune!!! LMAO. I love that one.



(I think it's the perfect song for a lot of us!!!!)
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:30 PM   #2541
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That was a good one! LOL
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:35 PM   #2542
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zippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp miss ya babe
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:25 PM   #2543
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OMG! I'd NEVER igore that sweet ass and lovely mellons on purpose. You KNOW that. Come here baby. Let me spank ya!!!!!! *SMACK!!*


(Oooohhhh Munky .... Looks like you have some girl competition )
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:45 PM   #2544
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OMG! I'd NEVER igore that sweet ass and lovely mellons on purpose. You KNOW that. Come here baby. Let me spank ya!!!!!! *SMACK!!*


(Oooohhhh Munky .... Looks like you have some girl competition )
"Igore???" Like Doktor Frankenstein's sidekick?

OK...my girl competetion can't spell...hmmmmnn...
Stay away from Gigglez's ass--SNEAKY!!!
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Old 09-28-2010, 10:12 PM   #2545
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Whoever leaves you green rep SUCKS BIG HAIRY MUNKY BALLS

This was accompanied by RED points. I'm guessing SOMEONE is still upset over the whole blackmail thing...

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Old 09-28-2010, 10:19 PM   #2546
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I'll bring one when I come up LOL


(More competition for you Munky ... Someone different is coming to see me and shes bringing something for me )
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:04 PM   #2547
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omg I do this!! This drives me insane...but I do it anyway!!


So wonderful to know I'm not alone in my insanity...lol
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:14 PM   #2548
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"Igore???" Like Doktor Frankenstein's sidekick?

OK...my girl competetion can't spell...hmmmmnn...
Stay away from Gigglez's ass--SNEAKY!!!


Don't boss me. I can't stay away from that ass.
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:03 PM   #2549
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Really?
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:34 PM   #2550
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and after a few years- it can be really hard on the ego if there's no response even WITH that little blue pill!



Ain't that the truth!
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